To kick off her 777 tour, Rihanna's taken 200 bloggers and journalists on a Boeing 777 for a week. I've used my crack investigative skills to determine that everyone is getting fucked up and having a good time. At one point, Ri-Ri personally served cognac. One of the writers, Julieanne Smolinski, has a quick Q&A…

In this week's abbreviated, holiday-weekend compilation of pop culture crap, strippers protest a church, Nancy Grace cracks nuts, and Aerosmith's Steven Tyler has an elaborate manicure.

• Victoria Beckham is now a creative design executive at Range Rover.

• ABC is developing a daytime talk show for Tori Spelling.

• Lady Gaga's ex-boyfriend, songwriter and producer Rob Fusari, has filed a $30 million suit against her.

• At a NME Awards party last night, Courtney Love and Lily Allen were chatting when suddenly things, "turned really nasty, really aggressive and bitchy," according to a witness, and the two had to be pulled apart by their entourages.

• Lady Gaga was seen partying in West Hollywood with a "boy-toy."

• Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.

• 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…

• Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

• Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:

• Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:

Aerosmith's Joe Perry says that Steven Tyler has quit the band, though he doesn't "know for how long, indefinitely or whatever." Tyler has been with Aerosmith since 1970; Perry claims the band will try to carry on without him. [UPI]

• John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.

• Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:

• Rihanna will appear on the September 14 launch of The Jay Leno Show — her first performance since being assaulted by Chris Brown in February. But she won't be alone:

• Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:

• Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?

[New York, May 28. Image via INF]