Breaking news from the world of advice columnists: Emily Yoffe has discovered striking similarities between questions used for numerous "Dear Prudence" columns she's penned and questions answered by actress Debbie Reynolds for her advice column "Dear Debbie" for the tabloid The Globe. Oh, it's on.

There are two advice columnists in San Francisco who want you to shave off your pubes to please your man. S.F., you should be ashamed of yourself. Please travel back in time to the corner of old hippie and dirty hippie and burn some bras until you remember your damn roots.