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    Image of DaniFae DaniFae
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    I love when this subject comes up, all of the jezzie moms make babies sound like a hybrid of the Golgothan shit demon and Regan from The Exorcist. #poopexplosion
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    Image of artyfarty artyfarty
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    My son had explosive poop for most of his first year and once shot it across the room. It was like stepping on a giant tube of toothpaste. My husband wasn't quick enough with the change and I was cleaning it off the walls. Can you handle that, Babyloves? #poopexplosion
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/12/09

    @artyfarty: Littler timebomb had an incident like that once, only I was standing in the path. This is how I know what unconditional love is. It's cleaning up the baby and getting her squared away before you run screaming to the shower. #poopexplosion
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    Image of artyfarty artyfarty
    11/12/09

    @Little Time Bomb: Yes, this. I had a barfing episode last weekend and had to comfort my puke covered child before I could hose him down. It took everything I had to not add to the mess myself.

    I will remind him of this when I am old and he has to wipe me. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/12/09

    @artyfarty: Why wait, remind him of it in front of his first date when they come over for dinner. Perhaps illustrate with a photo album while he squirms on the couch? #poopexplosion
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    Image of artyfarty artyfarty
    11/12/09

    @Little Time Bomb: That is an excellent idea! #poopexplosion
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    I always thought a number three referred to vomit. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    My mom can top all your baby poop explosion stories with her Elderly Nun in Support Hose-and-Wimple Poop Explosion in Sears story. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Sister Jukebox Sister Jukebox
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    We've always called it a poopcident at our house. The fun is trying to get the onsie off without getting poop in the hair. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    Oh man. I've experienced the fallout of more than a few explosions, and I can say for sure that no diaper is tough enough to withstand such force. I mean really. If something is expelled with so much sudden propulsion that it travels any path it possibly can, nothing, but nothing, is going to hold it in one place. Hence the up-the-back poop-splosion. I don't care if you wrapped the kid in Saran or whatever. That poop is escaping by any means necessary and it is absolutely going to get everywhere. And it'll probably be yellow, too. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/12/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Get out of my life! #poopexplosion
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    Image of spamanda spamanda
    11/12/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I've found cloth diapers to be AMAZING when it comes to containing poo explosions. Seriously, AMAZING. Something about the "real" elastic works much better than anything else. #poopexplosion
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    A co-worker confessed that she keeps a pair of scissors in her child's dresser for when she has to just cut the clothing off of her and throw it away. Her kid has digestive issues. #poopexplosion
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    Ha, this reminds me of the SNL ad for Colon Blow...so this is for baby colon blow? #poopexplosion
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    Image of Master.And.Everyone Master.And.Everyone
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    1, 2, 3, getting down with 3 P. Now I know what Brit Brit meant. #poopexplosion
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    A friend of mine refers to her baby's poop explosions as WMDs. I never quite understood that until I visited her one day and experienced an attack for myself.

    The accuracy of that description is now undisputed. #poopexplosion
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    UGHHHH, the pooping-up-the-back-all-the-way-to-the-hairline thing. WTF. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AGAIN. #poopexplosion
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    11/12/09

    @redqueenmeg: Hmm, apparently hair line as one word gets censored around here? #poopexplosion
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/12/09

    @redqueenmeg: hairline!
    maybe because it was longer than the column width since it was connected with dashes? #poopexplosion
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/12/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Yeah if you edit you'll see <longword> tags around it.
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    Edited by pesematology at 11/12/09 11:07 AM pesematology was starred pesematology was unstarred
    Image of alexburrito alexburrito
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    AKA "Diaper blowouts" in my house. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    One of my best friends, and the first to have a (surprise) baby had this experience that may put me off of kids for life.

    We went over for dinner at her place and she had had her baby in a little chair thing on the kitchen counter while she was cooking. She said she got this look on her face like she was taking a dump, but she fucking pooped so much that it squirted out the top of her little onesie. She was covered in shit.

    Gah. #poopexplosion
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/12/09

    @Penny: Luckily, they stop pooping out of their onesies (for the most part) after they start some solids. Unless you get a poo-smearer, then you're shit out of luck. All bets are off; the poo could end up anywhere.

    Those bouncy chair things are shit magnets. #poopexplosion
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/12/09

    @GirlFailer: I laughed entirely too loudly at "shit out of luck." It's even more awesome because I'm in the library, right near the reference desk. #poopexplosion
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/12/09

    @wtfox?!: Oh sure, it's funny if you don't have a poo smearer. :) #poopexplosion
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    Image of cantankasaurus rex cantankasaurus rex
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    ok, its gross, but also spot on! Number 3's ALWAYS happen in the car! its like Murphy's Law of Explosive Baby Poo! #poopexplosion
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    11/12/09

    @cantankasaurus rex: Our kid prefers his exersaucer. We've had to take the whole thing apart to clean it at least four times. One minute, happy kid; next minute, happy kid tap-dancing in a puddle of his own poo. #poopexplosion
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/12/09

    @Leucadia: Yes, we would call the Exersaucer, the "poop chair" because within 2 minutes of him being in it, he would fill his pants. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    We prefer "shitstorm." #poopexplosion
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