Only 24 hours after Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris’ break-up became public fodder, Harris has finally spoken out about their split on Twitter, which was then retweeted by Swift. This is what the Internet has done to us all.

When my mother was my age, she was raising a child and was pregnant with her second. She worked retail and saved money so that a few years later she would be able to put a down payment on a house. She was 28. She was a grown-up.

A good reason to not marry me is that I am not exactly a financial genius. While I’ve always been good at making my own money rather than asking for it (except for when I asked the federal government for $50,000 to go to college with and they were like, “Yes, def,”), paying bills the moment my paycheck dumps into my…