Glove Affair: Testing The Fukuoku Five Finger Vibrator

One of the sex toys I picked up at the Adult Entertainment Expo last week was the Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove. The packaging claims it was created from "the secrets of the Orient" but I actually got it from an booth where a blond middle-aged woman in a slutty police uniform was wearing the glove and using it on… » 1/17/08 2:30pm 1/17/08 2:30pm

The AVN Convention & Awards: I Came, I Saw, & I Came Some More

[The following is not necessarily safe for work...or eyeballs (it's epic, but well worth it). -Ed.] » 1/16/08 4:20pm 1/16/08 4:20pm

I got back from Vegas on Sunday in the middle of the night. Since my , I'd gone to the / party, inhaled some substances, almost got married, played penny slots till dawn, went back to the Expo, attended the AVN Awards,…

Tristan Taormino: "Porn Is As Cerebral As It Is Visceral"

Village Voice columnist, author, adult film director, anal sex guru, and all-around sex educator Tristan Taormino is one of the most quotable women I've ever met in my life. When I interviewed her on Friday morning in Vivid Entertainment's booth at the Adult Entertainment Expo, I was having a hell of a time — in my… » 1/14/08 4:30pm 1/14/08 4:30pm

Fear And Clothing In Las Vegas

In case you didn't know, I attended the Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards in Las Vegas this past week. (You can check out the live blog I did of the actual awards show on Fleshbot.) And oh, the things I saw! There was no nudity allowed on the convention floor, and thank Jebus, because it was way more entertaining … » 1/14/08 1:00pm 1/14/08 1:00pm

Last Night I Boned An AVN Award Nominee

Yesterday was awesome, but last night I finally got to go to some parties. First was the Village Voice/Babeland party in a suite at the Venetian, and then a house party out in the desert somewhere, that promised to be a "stripper sideshow sex party." There was definitely a sideshow (more about that, and the dude on the… » 1/11/08 6:30pm 1/11/08 6:30pm

The Week That Became An Emotional Rollercoaster

  • This week started off with a literal bang when ex-Top Model contestant Elyse Sewell was knocked around by her crap of an indie rock boyfriend, Marty Crandall of the Shins.
  • We also had some rousing and interesting political discussions in the wake of Hillary Clinton's New Hampshire victory.
  • Dr. Ruth advised us on
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