Ranking the Hot, Mostly Middle-Aged White Dudes in Viagra Commercials

"In the age of knowing what you're made of, there's no room for erectile dysfunction," says Viagra, who claims that their most recent batch of commercials show men "engaging in daily activities without letting anything get in their way." Right: they don't let anything get in their way of BEING HOT.
These New Mockingjay Promos Paint a Stunning Picture of District 13
Katniss is alive and well and coming to your movie screens this holiday season. But before you can see the movie, Lionsgate is going to tease you until you burst with beautiful promos featuring everyone from Alex Minsky as a worker from the lumber district (not in movie) to Julianne Moore as President Coin. Let the…
Mexico City's Breastfeeding Campaign Sort of Missed The Point
Women's health groups in Mexico City are understandably unimpressed by the city's new strategy to encourage and normalize breastfeeding with mothers. The series of posters, which has already been taken down from the city's website, feature a few very slender and toned female celebrities topless and braless. …
New App Makes It Easier to Publicly Call Out Sexist Crap
With the Super Bowl only a few super short days away, marketers are gearing up to unload the big guns: their Super Bowl ads. If this year is like every previous year, some of those ads will prominently feature tired sexist tropes that would be outdated even in a smoky rooms full of Roger Sterlings. But now, rather…
A Tuxedo-Clad Tom Hiddleston Will Visit You During the Super Bowl
Look here! During this year's Superbowl, Jaguar will air an ad featuring Tom Hiddleston in a tuxedo. Now usually, I think it's gross to get excited over Superbowl ads because I think it's gross to get excited about ads in general. But then I read "Tom Hiddleston" + "tuxedo" and all my anti-consumerist principles flew…
Weird-Ass Equinox Ads Do Not Make You Want to Go to the Gym
If you're not among the denizens of a smattering of major US cities (or Toronto), chances are you've been spared the confuzzling weirdness that are ads for Equinox gyms. Last year, they demanded to know if I was "skinny-fat," which is 100% not a thing, and now, they're implying that working out there can make you…
Every Single One Of These Olympic Mom Ads Made Me Cry
In the ramp up to the 2014 Sochi Olympics, we can anticipate an influx of emotionally manipulative schmaltz designed to sell product, but this series of ads by Proctor & Gamble has somehow managed to overcome all of my anti-schmaltz defense mechanisms and made me cry like a toddler who just experienced her first ice…
Holiday Ad Features Most Shameless Photoshopping We've Ever Seen
Photoshopping and airbrushing in advertisements is so ubiquitous that it's expected. But every once in awhile, an ad comes along that is so cartoonishly reliant on, uh, turning a person into a cartoon that it makes the other ads look like Dove commercials. Well, we've found that ad — and it's hilarious. Just watch.…
The World's Most Popular Ice Cream Commercial Shows No Ice Cream
This ad is one of the most viral web videos of the year. It's not short — at three and a half minutes, it dwarfs the attention span most advertisers assume their target audience has. It's not sexy — the raciest thing about the ad is some teen hand holding. It's not star-studded — the main characters in the ad are…
Ad for UN Women Campaign Duplicates Awful Google Search Suggestions
This ad, created for the United Nations Women campaign (which is unfortunately shortened to the UN Women campaign), becomes more devastating when you realize that the Google search boxes are the results of genuine searches, and although the ad-crafting and Googling were all done by Christopher Hunt at Ogilvy & Mather…
Accused Creep Terry Richardson Shot the Kardashian/Sears Clothing Ads
Sears seems like a family-friendly, clean cut kind of brand, so it's interesting that Terry Richardson, "The World's Most Fucked-Up Fashion Photographer," was hired to photograph the ad campaign for the Kardashian Kollection, sold exclusively at Sears.
