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Black Baroness May Join Whitewashed Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives franchise tends to sequester their casts of spritzer-swilling, rhinestone-body-con-dress wearing female stars along racial lines. Their Beverly Hills, Orange County, New York and New Jersey women have all been white. Atlanta, with the exception of former cast member Kim Zolciak, was black. The … » 3/30/13 12:30pm 3/30/13 12:30pm

Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!

Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future… » 3/06/13 9:00am 3/06/13 9:00am

Giuliana and Bill Rancic Prioritize Their Marriage Over Their Baby, Say…

I'm sure this just sounds worse on paper than the way they actually meant it, right? I generally like Giuliana and Guy Smiley Rancic, so I'm going to go with "yes, that." Giuliana said that she and Bill are super happy and healthy because they always prioritize their relationship over their baby. Her point, I think,… » 2/27/13 8:00pm 2/27/13 8:00pm

'I Never Chase Boys,' Says Taylor Swift (Silently Adding, 'With a Net')

Quick! Somebody ask Taylor Swift more questions about her dumb love life! It is literally the most interesting collection of information that has ever graced planet earth. In this month's Elle cover story, the magazine got down to the bottom of whether or not Taylor Swift "chases" men's bottoms, or whether they just… » 2/11/13 8:00pm 2/11/13 8:00pm

Lisa D'Amato from Top Model Fell Down and Messed Up Her Face

Yeah, I know Lisa D'Amato (of ANTM and then...I don't know, other stuff) was pretty grating sometimes, but I've always liked her in my secret heart. She was a total hapless goofball on ANTM—and those girls are usually such BORING SQUARES, Keenyah eating all the bagels notwithstanding—and she seemed to give Celebrity… » 1/24/13 8:00pm 1/24/13 8:00pm

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Back On, Spotted Moping…

In their first documented outing together since Sandersgate, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted with a big group of friends in Los Feliz at a bar (somewhat hilariously) named Ye Rustic Inn. God, of course those two do the Big Group Hang, just like those 14-year-old Goth kids who stand around the… » 10/16/12 9:00am 10/16/12 9:00am

Tom Cruise's Girlfriend Search Described as a 'Hush-Hush Mission' that…

That's what high-ranking Scientologists reportedly told Nazanin Boniadi when they initially approached her about auditioning to date Tom Cruise. Great point, honchos. I know I can't sleep at night knowing that a rich and famous movie star doesn't have a fake girlfriend to snuggle.
The screwball rom-com unfolded… » 9/07/12 8:00pm 9/07/12 8:00pm

Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Thinks Most Postpartum Women Are…

Just days after Us Weekly editor Janice Min urged the public to stop the single-minded "mom shell" mentality—criticizing celebrities like Hilary Duff and Bryce Dallas Howard for not dropping postpartum weight fast enough—it should come as no surprise that the woman that Goop Paltrow credits for getting rid of her… » 8/29/12 9:00am 8/29/12 9:00am

How Many Housewives Does It Take To Cook A Chicken?

On last night's installment of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump made it her own business to teach millionaire Adrienne Maloof how to cook a meal. It goes about how you'd expect. Adrienne doesn't know where anything is in her gigantic kitchen (with three refrigerators!), including the salt and… » 10/25/11 12:10pm 10/25/11 12:10pm