Jeff didn't even get out of his pajama pants before leaving treatment. He just picked up his cane and took off with his girlfriend, Vicky, who was also a patient at the Pasadena Recovery Center. He whined continually throughout this season of Celebrity Rehab that he wasn't being treated properly. (His version of being treated properly is being allowed to take pain meds and muscle relaxers.) The first thing he did when he walked into his house was rifle through a plastic drawer, going through bottles and bottles of pills. After he took a very strong painkiller, he held up two fistfuls of pills and shook them menacingly at the camera. It's safe (and sad) to say that he's effectively off the wagon.

Janet's first husband was a millionaire drug trafficker, but she left him after all of their assets were seized by the government. The second time around, she married for love, but missed the money and partying lifestyle. However, the lack of the former did not keep her from pursuing the latter: Her second husband has filed for divorce, she's taken up with a 75-year-old boyfriend who lives in a trailer park, her wardrobe is limited to bikinis and sarongs, and she drinks a gallon of white wine a day. She refers to herself as a "lady of leisure."

Shifty was a patient on the first season of the show, and is now back after suffering a relapse and a severe bender which involved booze, crack, coke, heroin, and Ecstasy. He returned to the facility, but refused to enter, and instead hung out on the roof to smoke his last hit of crack and talk to the "tree people" that help "analyze what we do." After he finished his drugs, he decided to enter the building, wearing a rice paddy hat and carrying two hamsters. He then swallowed a balloon of heroin "for later." Clip above.