Good news: Disney is re-releasing The Little Mermaid to theaters. But I'm going to have to stop you before you rush to the nearest bathtub to do your best impression of Ariel doing a half-pushup on a rock while a wave dramatically crashes behind her (unless I'm the only one who used to practice pretending to be Ariel… »
Those stumbling, disorganized, dissheveled, late to everything America's sweethearts charming their way through every romantic comedy ever might actually be sick: according to one psychologist, adult women with difficulty managing their lives may be suffering from undiagnosed ADD. And if you, like Sandra Bullock circa … »
It's been awhile since I talked about my attention deficit disorder, maybe because the topic overwhelms me and the meds
- We intimidated you with the girth of our shenises
- We threatened to gnaw on your babies
- We encouraged you to embrace the psycho within
- We mourned for a red sox widow
- We pondered the intentions
of American Apparel ads.
- Oprah told us that we have ADD
- After she tried to feed us tripe
- And …
Guess what? At any given time, during any given moment, you're probably not as happy as most dudes you know. And you're less happy than girls in the seventies!
Think it's society's sharpening emphasis on your superficialest qualities? Or your dumb minimum wage job'