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topsy
02/06/09

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Damn that Brad and Angelina talking about being happy. HOW DARE THEY!! Jesus, it's not like the world is quite happiness-free right now. It's not like hearing that somehow, somewhere, people have found a way to experience happiness could possibly be nice to hear, or even GOD FORBID, cause someone else to be happy for them. Why aren't they talking about whose got the biggest engagement ring or how finding a gray hair is horrifying. Damn them!!!
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
02/06/09

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Is anyone else super creeped out at the notion of someone replacing donor sperm with their own sperm in order to impregnate someone? That means he either had to beat off really quickly or the dude is carrying around vials of his own sperm. I'm a bit disturbed by this.
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
02/06/09

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Etta James gets a pass...always.

She's just a sassy lady. And I know that at least a few Jezzies would have paid money to watch her slap the bejeezus outta Beyonce.
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Jezemale*
02/06/09

@Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: Its never good when you condone ignorance becuz of the AGE arguement. 17 or 71 classless and tacky are classless and tacky.
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
02/06/09

@Tsar-Romanov: I'm not condoning anything. If you knew anything about Etta you would know that talking shit and telling jokes is part of her performance. I highly doubt you've ever been to one of her shows or consider yourself to be fan or you would know that. She was neither classless nor tacky in my opinion.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
02/06/09

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"That's right, Saint Angie has six kids and a movie to create, get out of her way."

Oh, Dodai, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
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hello.kitty
02/06/09

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"We haven't found any reason to stop yet. It's chaos at times, but there's such joy in the house...."

OMFG at first I thought this was a quote from Ocotopus Mom, Nadiya!
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SomeAuthorGirl
02/06/09

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Val Kilmer: No. Just, seriously, no.
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Trashtastic
02/06/09

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I love Dame Judi Dench, in an unwholesome way. That is all.
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water baby
02/06/09

@Trashtastic: Now with Eggs!: Seriously. Do you always picture her on top, possibly with a whip in hand? Cuz I do.
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arodriguez.romero
02/06/09

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re: the Baster

did anyone ever read the Vonnegut novel where the world ends and the remaining 10-20 people live on the Galapagos and there's artificial insemination with fingers?
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tscheese
02/06/09

@arodriguez.romero: Was that Cat's Cradle? That was an apocalyptic book, but I can't remember the artificial insemination part.
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InCahoots
02/06/09

@arodriguez.romero: Cat's Cradle? For some reason I don't remember the finger-inseminating, though...
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arodriguez.romero
02/06/09

@InCahoots with Zombies:

@tscheese:

Now that I looked it up I remember it was called Galapagos
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morninggloria
02/06/09

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How to conduct a posthumous Oscar campaign?

Make the campaign truly super.... NATURAL! Conduct a seance and instruct the ghost of Heath Ledger to haunt the fuck out of everyone until they agree to vote for him.
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Macloserboy
02/06/09

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Let me make one point about The Baster: in sex, lies & videotape James Spader was a guy who videotaped women talking about sex so he could jerk off to them. No I am not kidding. See? It's about the execution!
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
02/06/09

@Macloserboy: To be fair, Jennifer Aniston is no James Spader.
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megnificent
02/06/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): Quite true. If anyone is going to wind up peeing themselves while wearing a wedding dress in a Jennifer Aniston movie, it's going to be poor Jennifer Aniston.
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arodriguez.romero
02/06/09

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Etta James' comments on Beyonce's success with Etta's song reminds me of Little Richard constantly going on about how the Beatles copied him

...

I think it's just the nature of art: your stuff is going to get copied if it's good.
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water baby
02/06/09

@arodriguez.romero: But Etta James didn't even WRITE "At Last" and wasn't the original singer for it! She just did an amazing cover! Honestly I don't see what write she has to get angry about this.
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water baby
02/06/09

@water baby: hahaha my second "write" should be "right"
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arodriguez.romero
02/06/09

@water baby: Just adds to my theory. I guess you have to start with a huge ego to get to that level of fame.
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funnyface
02/06/09

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I wasn't aware that it was normal for the BBC to bleep cuss words anyway? I mean, when I visited, I was amazed to hear "fuck" and see full nudity on the BBC starting at 9 pm.

And SJP needs to shut up. Must be nice to be so wealthy you don't think twice about hacking up designer duds just because you can't unzip them.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
02/06/09

@funnyface: It was for a SATC function, so probably a gift/on loan. Surely, she could have called somebody?
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mysterygirl
02/06/09

@funnyface: Cutting herself out of the dress probably just means that she cut out the zipper (or at least that's how I've always understood it). That can be easily replaced.
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YourScreenplaySucks
02/06/09

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This Baster movie is being billed as a "fertility comedy".

Although the comedic aspect of this plot is lost on me.

This sounds more like a premise for a thriller featuring an obsessed stalker and an imperiled bastee. I can see the trailer now: "He filled her with sperm...and terror"
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hellosunshine
02/06/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks; Try Adding Zombies: That may be the subtitle!
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
02/06/09

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I really hope Ellen laughed in J. Aniston's face after the not wanting to turn 40 comment because girlfriend is 51 and still looking fly.
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Beat Girl
02/06/09

@Remedios Varo always aims for the zombie's head.: Ellen looks absolutely AMAZING. I couldn't pick my jaw off the floor for days when I heard she turned 50.
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bigred
02/06/09

@Miss Carrie Nation: Also, when I read that item, I thought, well, Aniston, you sort of don't find grey hairs when you've colored your hair for a long time. That's called dye. So... yeah.
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Plum-Pie
02/06/09

@Miss Carrie Nation: I've said this before but true love and your own talk show on which to dance have magickal youth-giving properties!
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Beat Girl
02/06/09

@bigred: Totally. This girl has been greying since 17, but no one believes me because this shit's from a BOX.
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InCahoots
02/06/09

@Miss Carrie Nation: Yep! My family greys young. I find it peeking out occasionally when I have dyed for a bit. Frankly, I'm glad I started in my teens, because (aside from my initial, teen-angst dread) it kind of stops you from feeling like grey=old.
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Beat Girl
02/06/09

@InCahoots with Zombies: I completely agree. I can't wait for a more even distribution of grey so I can cut the shit and let it grow!
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PhillyLass
02/06/09

@bigred: I was thinking the same thing. She can't possibly have any unprocessed hairs left on her head. She must have found a stray hair that has been over-bleached from all the highlighting. And crying over a gray hair is a clear sign that she does NOT feel like things have never been better. It's such an absurd, overly dramatic reaction and suggests some deeply-buried denial.
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EkaterinaBallerina
02/06/09

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Jade Jezebel Jagger?

Oh I am so naming my next dog that...
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
02/06/09

@EkaterinaBallerina: My sister had an ill-fated yellow lab puppy named Jezebel. It was such a sweet little thing.
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marshmallory
02/06/09

@EkaterinaBallerina: Probably the best name in history.
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