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    Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    Sharon, I can sympathize with you. Delta IS the 6th circle of Hell. Be thankful your flight wasn't longer and go on with your life.
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    Kendra is awesome - never seen her show and only watched a couple of episodes of Girls Next Door, but she seems fun and sane.

    good for her.
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    07/08/09

    @♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: I imagine more viewings of her would alter your conclusion here.


    That said, she is apparently very nice (a friend of mine has met her/worked with her several times) but I'm pretty sure the lights are on but no one's home if you know what I mean.

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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    Warning: Major Nerd Alert!


    Where in Half-Blood Prince does Harry fight a giant snake? I have read that book, ehrm, numerous times, and I can't for the life of me remember a giant snake. Unless they've added some sort of flashback to Chamber of Secrets?

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    07/08/09

    @CherriSpryte: It's the part where him and Hermione are in the old woman's house in Godric's Hallow and the snake is inside the woman's dead body and lures Harry upstairs by speaking Parselmouth and then pops out of her skin and attacks him and Hermione breaks Harry's wand and they escape right as Voldemort is coming into the room. I will gladly go dork to dork on Harry Potter. Loves.
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    07/08/09

    @But that's in Deathly Hallows, isn't it? (they all blur together a bit)
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    07/08/09

    @CherriSpryte: Whoa how'd that happen?
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    Well, having attained adulthood some years ago, perhaps I don't have standing any longer to speak on the point of being a girl. But I always thought it was personhood.
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    "Since the memorial is costing L.A. between $1.5 million and $4 million, the city has set up a website where people can make donations to help pay the bill for police and other public servants."


    Wow. Just, wow. How about, your state is in financial ruin, if Michael Jackson's family want to have this absurd circus of a funeral, they foot the bill?

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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    I'm glad Lindsay Lohan didn't take the part in The Hangover. Heather Graham was perfect in the role, and I can't imagine Linsday pulling it off nearly as well.
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    07/08/09

    @mysterygirl: Also, maybe because I perpetually think of Lindsay as a teenager, I would have been kind of squicked out by her and Ed Helms as a couple, agewise.
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    07/08/09

    @sallysparrow: I agree. Heather Graham is much more age-appropriate.
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    The Facebook movie should be shot in cheapo 8mm for the first twenty minutes. This part should be watched in a dorm room with ten or so of your closest college buddies. Then the flick gradually increases in film quality and deteriorates in originality until it is simply 3D Imax explosions with Mark Zuckerberg fighting Nazi dominatrices atop Optimus Prime's cock, whose sides sport ads for J-Date and Gossip Girl. By this time you've been transported (how'd that happen?) to a megaplex surrounded by goobers you haven't seen since high school and their three kids apiece, chugging beer bongs and passing around flyers for inane fundraisers/church events.
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    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: FTW!
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    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: Write this screenplay NOW.
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    The hangover might have got Lindsay back on the big screen but I didnt really think it was that great a movie. I mean aside from all the sexist hoo ha I just didnt think the jokes were all that funny. Just the same old jokes they've been trotting out for years now, when is someone going to think of some new jokes?!?!
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    07/08/09

    @nothanks: The Hangover was NOT funny. People are heralding it as if it was comedic gold. It wasn't, and it was all recycled. I laughed maybe twice.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    Had another thought re. the The Kendra Wilkinson/What Would Tyler Durden Do item:


    It reminds me of Margaret Cho's bit about the time a radio "personality" asked her "What would you do if you woke up tommorrow morning and you were beautiful?"

    Beautiful, by his reckoning being 5'10", blonde, skinny and big boobed.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/08/09

    @Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: Wow that is so offensive, rude, and tone deaf, I don't even know where to begin.
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    07/08/09

    @Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: Please tell me she tore him a new one for that question.
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    07/08/09

    @She Laughs: IIRC, she did point out the ridiculousness of it. Then she used it as part of her launching point/inspiration for her "Beautiful" tour.
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    Like Taraji P. Henson, I also send out love waves to people who cut me off in traffic! (Where "love waves" = profanity and middle fingers).
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    07/08/09

    @BlackLadyBug: I prefer the British-style two-finger salute, myself. I'm flipping the guy off and they think I'm just making a peace sign. Everybody wins!
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    Whats the point of using your legs for transportation if you can't run as fast as Usain Bolt?


    Whats the point of having hair if it isn't on Brooke Shield's head?


    Whats the point of writing blogs on the internet if you are an ignorant asshole?

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    07/08/09

    @Snowbunny:

    What are laws if they ain't fair and equal?

    What's Clark Kent without a telephone booth?

    What is a liquor if it ain't 80 proof?

    What are the youth if they ain't rebellin?

    What's Raplh Cramden, if he ain't yellin

    at Ed Norton, what is coke snortin?

    What is position if there is no contortin?

    What is hip-hop if it doesn't have violence?

    Chill for a minute, Doug E. Fresh said silence
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    I was a Beyonce hater for awhile but in the last year or so I've warmed up to her so much that I kind of adore her. So this might be the first time I see something like the Forbes list and I actually agree that said high earner deserves it.


    On a side, but similar, note. When she performed at the pre-inauguration festivities my father was completely baffled. He turned to my mom and I and said "My god, she's an amazing singer!" He stood up close to the tv like a child watching her sing. It was kinda cute.

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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    d the Black Eyed Peas bite a track from musician Adam Freeland


    I actually thought they took the drum beat from the song "I Want Candy."

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    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    My local news, CBS out of New York, actually spent time last night discussing Michael Jackson's brain. As in, part of it was still being looked over. As in, when his body is buried, it'll be missing a brain. I couldn't believe I was listening to this on the news.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    07/08/09

    In reply to Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
    Dear "What Would Tyler Durden Do" writer,


    What's the point of being a bloke if you don't look like Viggo Mortensen?


    Bugger off,

    FH.

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    07/08/09

    @Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!:


    Seriously. I would love to see what this guy looks like.

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    07/08/09

    @Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: Or possibly Christian Bale.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/08/09

    @Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: I used to read What Would Tyler Durden Do, but quit after a few weeks. Now I remember why.
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    07/08/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Gerard Butler. Mmm.
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