In a series of comments reportedly posted by Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles Thursday night on Instagram, the former boyfriend of Taylor Swift took part in an impromptu Q&A with fans during in which he gave surprisingly candid responses to questions about his recent breakup.

A day after the goss about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston hooking up on a lover’s rock in Rhode Island, TMZ and other super concerned paparazzi tried bombarding Swift’s most recent ex Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles in a parking garage with questions about how he’s feeling right now.

Now that we’ve had time to get the hair we ripped out last night get surgically reattached to our heads, it’s time to start discussing the details regarding Taylor Swift and Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles’s breakup. Gaea has stopped wailing, and “sources” have started talking.

Let me begin this by making it clear that this is a twice-daily column meant to give readers a rundown of gossip being covered elsewhere, and that I seriously doubt Jenny Slate is pregnant with Chris Evans’s baby. Let me continue by suggesting that she might be.

Taylor Swift is the subject of Vogue’s latest 73 Questions video, and boy is it a disappointment. (Compared to Sarah Jessica Parker’s wonderful installment, they’ve all been pretty dull.) Though it was sort of fun to get an intimate glimpse of Swift’s Beverly Hills home, I learned only four interesting things during…

Taylor Swift and Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles went on vacation without Karlie Kloss to celebrate their one-year anniversary, and the photos they took are so much that “too much” doesn’t cut it. They are so much that I found it hard to breathe while looking at them. They are so much that I believe their profoundly…