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Today's
New York Observer introduces us to our new crush,
Mark Ames, the editor of Moscow-based magazine
eXile, who wrote the story that was circulating around the Internet last week in which
Adam Levine of
Maroon Five (
"our generation's Police") was quoted as saying that tennis star Maria Sharparova was like a "dead frog" in bed. When the
Observer reporter confronts Ames with a denial from Levine's publicist, Ames reacts awesomely, telling him that he wrote the piece "in five minutes from a hotel room in California", and:
Americans are the most gullible fucking morons on Planet Earth.
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