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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    My favorite tag for this is "acts of god"
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    Judging from the shapely hips, we're dealing with a hermaphrodite here.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    Aw, it just needs a little bit of gravy.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips


    [xkcd.com]
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    Eh. I'd be impressed if it wasn't flaccid.
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    12/30/08

    @terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: just put it in the "crisper" drawer in the fridge and it should maintain it firmness.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    "Vegetables with penises" is the BEST. TAG. EVER.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    What's an anatomically correct vegetable for the ladies? A tomato with a mysterious nub?
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    Image of Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)
    12/30/08

    @TheVaginaWig: Here's a gardening favorite, the "Peter Pepper": [davesgarden.com]


    (I don't know how to put images in the body of the post.)


    Folks like to grow them for the shock value. :)

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    Image of Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)
    12/30/08

    @Eyebrows McGee: Sorry ... weirdness, my response box has it.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/30/08

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    i just KNOW COTD is coming from this topic.
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    12/30/08

    @pantsless economist: unless maybe there's a post about rutabegas with boobs.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    I'm genuinely blushing. A post written especially for me! Awww, Sadie, you shouldnt have.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    so many thoughts...that one lying on the ground looks more like it has a tail than anything else. what happened to the parsnips btw? I bet they were fed PESTICIDES. pretty soon there will be a Whole Foods nutjob using this pic to show why you should eat organic. someone should have positioned one of the parsnips between two of the little potatoes. what are parsnips anyway? I should start a diary or something. thanks for bearing with my rambling.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    12/30/08

    @pantsless economist: Stream of consciousness FTW.
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    Image of Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)
    12/30/08

    @pantsless economist: Sometimes they just grow that way. We get double carrots like that in our garden sometimes. Usually the carrot just hit a weird hard spot in the soil and split to go around it.
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    12/30/08

    @Eyebrows McGee: why thank you! i learn something new every day here...
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    Will it be circumcised?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/30/08

    @sportz.star: Why must we snip a parsnip?
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    Give it botox and some tits and it can be the new 'Real Housewife' - who has a secret in her skirt...
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    Image of kkatt kkatt
    12/30/08

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess:


    What wha? Who is that?

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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    12/30/08

    @kkatt: you know those shows, the Real Housewives of (insert location here). This year they added a young one and the existing housewives hated her and they got all catty and high-schooly. I think a transgender parsnip would REALLY stir the pot! with its mystery part
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    The tags on this are cracking me up - but I can guarantee I won't be googling vegerotica anytime soon. No, thank you!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/30/08

    In reply to Porno For Parsnips
    Unlike the real think, you can transform this into a nice purée.
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    12/30/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): ThinG.
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    12/30/08

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    Pervs.
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