Groundbreaking 'Study' Reveals that Swimsuit Shopping Makes Women Feel…

Ladies. Ladies! It's almost the end of the month before the month before bikini season, so I hope you're all fucking cleansing right now. Are you cleansing? (Seriously, I swear by this: Just crumble saltines and a dash of cayenne into your humidifier, then HUFF TILL AUTUMN.) Anyway, cleanse season also means that it's… » 4/24/12 2:55pm 4/24/12 2:55pm

Martine McCutcheon Makes Poop Pretty

In a new British Activia commercial, Martine McCutcheon relaxes in her boudoir while seductively declaring her love for yogurt. Why can't we take "deliciously indulgent" trips to the bathroom in America? » 3/23/10 6:20pm 3/23/10 6:20pm

I'm Constipated, Therefore I Am: An Introduction

Oh, hello! I suppose before going full-TMI I should properly introduce myself: I'm Jessica Coen, Jezebel's new Executive Editor. I'm excited to be here, and I want to begin by oversharing in a cry for help. » 3/02/10 12:00pm 3/02/10 12:00pm

But...They Never Said You Couldn't Still Eat Chili Dogs!

Dannon has settled a suspicious-sounding false-advertising class-action lawsuit, reimbursing customers who, apparently, still had digestive troubles after eating Activia, to the tune of $35 mil. Dannon denies wrongdoing. After all, they implied men shouldn't eat it. [LA Times] » 9/21/09 3:30pm 9/21/09 3:30pm

Geishas In Kyoto Sick Of Tourist Attention • Pakistan Launches…

• Kyoto's Tourism Bureau has asked Western tourists to please stop harassing the geishas. In recent years, tourists have begun to hound the young women, sometimes pulling their hair or breaking into their gardens. • » 4/07/09 5:30pm 4/07/09 5:30pm