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    To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    Yum, Fries. I think I'm going to go be manly now.
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    Image of HeddaChaffin HeddaChaffin
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    Loving the strategic placement of 'blow' next to 'job.'

    Subtle and classy, Cosmo.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    This month's issue of Cosmo is the gift that keeps on giving.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    I'm so mannish for farting AND pooping. Since, you know, ladies never pass gas and nothing but roses and sunshine comes out of their rears.
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    Image of truckasaurus truckasaurus
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    Cosmo is consistently like a bad eighties comedy routine - "men do THIS, women do THAT".
    This issue is like a bad ninties rom-com - "What happens when a man and a woman switch places for a week during one wild summer? Can they still find true love? (cue Smash Mouth)"
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    NellMood promoted this comment Edited by truckasaurus at 07/24/09 3:53 PM truckasaurus was starred truckasaurus was unstarred
    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    07/24/09

    @truckasaurus is jackie jormp-jomp: Cosmo is consistently like a bad eighties comedy routine - "men do THIS, women do THAT"

    Ha! It's like the Rita Rudner of ladymags!
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    Edited by Breamworthy at 07/24/09 4:41 PM Breamworthy was starred Breamworthy was unstarred
    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    Wait, ladies can be bosses?
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    Image of whiskeylady whiskeylady
    07/24/09

    @pear.shaped.Sara: Must work in education or for a nonpofit! Or a fashion magazine!
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    Image of fauxfruit fauxfruit
    07/24/09

    @whiskeylady: or, if she's very stylish and bitchy, a law firm.
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    Image of dummyfakeroller dummyfakeroller
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    It's so reassuring to know that guys don't have to worry about what french fries do to their bodies. Here I am, debating the merits of salty hot potato goodness in my mouth versus the exponential and inevitable growth to my ass said fries will cause, leading to the horrific day where it's too big to fit into my skinny jeans that I only wear to attract men in the first place! Oh, Cosmo thank you for freeing me from my vaginal prison with your parody - obviously I should've been born a male so I don't have to care what I look like.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment Edited by dummyfakeroller at 07/24/09 3:35 PM dummyfakeroller was starred dummyfakeroller was unstarred
    Image of femputer femputer
    07/24/09

    @dummyfakeroller: salty......hot.....potato goodness.....in my mouth? Lady, you aren't just acting like a man, now you're thinking like one! Woohoo Cosmo!
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    Edited by femputer at 07/24/09 4:55 PM femputer was starred femputer was unstarred
    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    I can change a flat tire. Watch soccer (totally addicted). And yet, acting like a man never crosses my mind. I mean, why? These magazines...they are a laugh.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    Does "supersize it and unbutton your stretch low-riders" sound dirty to anyone else?
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/24/09

    @save jinger: Only if you're a huge whore. Whore.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    07/24/09

    @save jinger: I definitely had to read that sentence a few times to get any meaning out it.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/24/09

    @GirlSailor: Hey, I'm just acting like a man. Men are allowed to be whores.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/24/09

    @save jinger: *does whore dance, then sits back down at computer*
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    I tried developing testicular cancer, just to show I could be one of the guys, you know? It didn't work. Plus, it doesn't sound very fun or flirty.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    07/24/09

    @andBegorrah: True story: when you buy a home pregnancy test, the directions include a list of conditions that could cause a false positive, and one of them is testicular cancer.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    I once read that women ask for permission to do things and men just announce they are going to do them. A woman would say "Can I have Friday off if that's okay?" but a man would say "I'm not coming in Friday." I started paying attention and for the most part, it's true. So then I started announcing instead of asking and it's pretty nice. I recommend it.
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    Image of zpmadd zpmadd
    07/24/09

    @vulcanized: I actually had trouble with a boss for this once. I told him I wouldn't be in--a full two weeks in advance--and he said, "you need to ASK." Then my coworker came in and he did the same thing, and bossman said, "Sure, Damon."

    I called him out on it. Luckily his superior was an awesome lady who really gave it to him when he tried to reprimand me.
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    Image of bellejay bellejay
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    Other ways to act like a man:
    - Wear pants (oh my heavens!)
    - Eat a hearty meal (*faint*)
    - Participate in sporting activities (*clutches pearls*)

    ... oh wait, this isn't 1910? My bad.
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    Image of Suffragettestream the Office Hussy Suffragettestream the Office Hussy
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    Pee standing. Only girly girls care about missing the bowl
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    -Never ever put the toilet seat down, and if someone calls me out on it, I'll say "Yeah, sure, no biggie" (and never do it!)
    -If I'm watching sports, I yell at the players for stupid things they do, complain and curse.
    (also I know the correct rules of this games I watch)
    -I buy Pepsi for the sole purpose of calling out the alphabet in burps.
    -Eat food from containers (not in nice plates)
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    07/24/09

    In reply to To Cosmo, Eating Fries Is "Acting Like A Man"
    Pee standing up! Leave the seat up! When your boyfriend falls in, be all, "How was your bath?" and then microwave some bacon.
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