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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    The tattoos totally bring me down. Please take them off!!!! They obscure his arm muscle definition.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    I know this might not be a popular comment (because it involved becks being dressed) but i love him in the red and black milan jersey...and in suits...and in jeans and a t...the man wears the shit out of his clothes. yum.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    Granted most of you don't want to have a conversation with him, but I can't get past it. I would laugh and laugh if he said a word, and that might ruin the mood.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    I know he's leaving LA. Can't he just come to NY and stay a while? I dunno, in my apartment for example.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/19/09

    @DinaRonson Stay Gold Johnny Boy, Stay Gold.: Supposedly the latest is that he resigned with the Galaxy. Probably could tear himself away from the major supplier of Ironic Hipster Hats, Fred Perry.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/19/09

    @Hamsterpants: That's re-signed. One little hyphen gone and your whole intent goes in the shitter.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    02/19/09

    @Hamsterpants
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    02/19/09

    @rd2uk: nooo say it ain't so!!! i'm hoping wishing dreaming that he'd go back to a really big team where he plays well. he's so much sexier when hes playing!!!!!!!
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    I have never been a big Becks fan. That's right I said it.

    BUT, the abs, tattoos and intense face in the first photo form a trifecta of hotness that even I can not deny.

    Also, ever since the whole "His penis is so big it hurt" thing from posh I can't help staring at his cock in every photo.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    Ehh, nice pecs/abs. Hate the tats. Not my type.
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    Image of fulanita fulanita
    02/19/09

    @Hamsterpants: same. they kind of kill the whole "i'd hit that as long as he doesn't speak" deal. although, in the dark....
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/19/09

    @fulanita: Hey, I'm not an idiot. I'd hit that like a fracking mayhemchimp. But I'd rather do Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    The remarks I have in mind would be considered wholly inappropriate and sexist if the situation were reversed.


    Which is why I'll think them heartily, but not speaketh a word out loud. Or in print. Such as.

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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    Jesus Christ. That is all.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    PLZ TO HAZ.
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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    Ok, that's it. My husband is getting tattoo sleeves. He can have the whole of Crime and Punishment written down his arms in the original if that's what he wants, but he's getting tattoo sleeves. PRONTO.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    02/19/09

    @southernbelle: I was thinking I'd get my man on Becks' workout regimen, but I'm sure the sleeves will be similar!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02/19/09

    @southernbelle: in Russian.


    Hot Man + Tatoo Sleeves + Serious Russian Lit = I'm going for your hubs

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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    02/19/09

    @Ailatan: Next time he leaves his wet towel laying in the bathroom floor, I might give you a call.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02/19/09

    @southernbelle: I have one of those. You know what, on second thoughts, I'll keep the untattooed British hubs.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    He's sPECtacular!
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    His girly voice kills my ladyboner. You can bounce a quarter off those abs but damn, that voice...
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    02/19/09

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: "Shh, don't speak...you'll ruin the moment, darling."
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    meanwhile all his teammates are rolling their eyes and planning on putting flaming dog doo in his locker cos they're sick of his nekkid showboating.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    02/19/09

    @margareita metermaid: oooh but so many of his (milan) teamtes are rather nice to look at as well!!! im thinking Kaka..yes please!
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    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    Mens: I would like to put in a request for shorter shorts. How short? Think John McEnroe, 1977. Thanks in advance. (That goes for Mr. Twerp too.)
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02/19/09

    @Twerpsichore: "You can not be serious" John, Oh God, I love his temper tantrums.
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    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    02/19/09

    @Ailatan: My introduction and instant addiction to tennis.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02/19/09

    @Twerpsichore: My dad got me hooked on tennis in the 80's but John is so loveable, even when he's horrible to umpires.


    I love that he says "you can't be serious, man! and then shouts YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS" to stiff upper lip Brit Umpire, very funny.

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    Image of OnTheCastingCouch OnTheCastingCouch
    02/19/09

    In reply to Bex Pecs: Sexcellent
    literally, i spit out my lunch when the page loaded.


    Posh, well done.

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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    02/19/09

    @OnTheCastingCouch: Seriously, that bish gets mad props for conjuring the perfect fantasy life out of thin air with absolutely no talent or connections. That's something I can aspire to.
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