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    And God Said "No"

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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    One can only assume that God appeared unto him in the form of a flaming toilet brush. As would be expected.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    I love him on Ghost Hunters.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    Anna must be Alanis Morisette in a silver jacket and tu-tu.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/01/09

    And by Anna, I mean Megan.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    Oh, and I talked to God, and she says, "Yo, wassup?" and, she wants you to lose the delusions of grandeur, Warren.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    God told me not to listen to anything Joe the Plumber said.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    And you people said that there is no God.


    And may I add: Come on, Megan, now that you know your power: Chop, chop! There is work to be done!

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    Image of counterclockwise counterclockwise
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    That reminds of the saying "If a man claims to talk to god, he must be devout and pious . But if a man claims that god talks to him, it's a sign of schizophrenia".
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    Image of Cole23 Cole23
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    Just like god not to offer any reasonable explanation.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    07/01/09

    @Cole23: I prefer to believe God makes things self-evident. :)
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    And this time, Jesus didn't weep.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    Wonder how many other voices this dude is hearing in his head.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    It was just a pipe dream, Joe.
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    07/01/09

    @morninggloria: And it went down the drain.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/01/09

    @morninggloria: His political aspirations are in the tank. He was only flush with glory for a brief moment in time.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/01/09

    @morninggloria: Don't toilet with his emotions.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/01/09

    @save jinger: Right, he can't handle it!
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    God: professional counceling consultant for politicos and the stars since 10.000BC
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    And God smiled upon America. And it was good.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    And God said: "Have you considered Plumbing?"
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    Image of Abra Abra
    07/01/09

    In reply to And God Said "No"
    Praise the Lord.
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