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    A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam

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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    11/15/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    Wait, we Northerners think Southerners have long hair? I thought long hair on dudes was a progressive thing in the 70s.


    And yes, I just chose to pick up on the most boring bit of that whole thing. I can be a little nit-picky.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/15/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    What's with the shrimp-colored theme going on around here, is what I'd like to know. And, in case anyone was wondering, my porn screen-name would be Jezebel Fairhill. Hmmmmm.....


    *goin to see an attorney about changin my name brb*

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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    11/15/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    Pam is such a Peggy.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/14/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    Yeah, my pornstar name is Spatter Southshore.


    Make of that what you will.

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    Image of labeled labeled
    11/15/08

    @tscheese: I'm Gypsy Longmeadow.

    You're clearly more altporn than I.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/14/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    Six cigarettes a week? I know people that smoke that in a lunch break!
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/14/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    Ha, Lex! Lex was also an early Cherry Ames love interest, before Wade the Fighter Pilot Turned Auto Mechanic came on the scene. Maybe that was my problem all along. She wanted to be a nurse more than she wanted to get laid; I wanted to get laid more than I wanted to be a nurse.


    Maybe we should also do some of these from the 80's. I have a few Silhouette teenage editions from 1983 or so that would be amusing.

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    Image of largirl largirl
    11/14/08

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: OMG Cherry Ames!!! My mom turned me on to those when I was a little girl - if I remember right SHE read them when she was a little girl (are they that old?). I loved Cherry with her crisp nurse's uniform. Sigh. Ah, I love nostalgia.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/14/08

    @largirl: That's how I got into them! And yes, they are that old--the first few are from the forties and take her through nursing school and straight into being an Army nurse during WWII. They're fresh in my mind because I've just been re-reading them. They are good autumn books. The vast majority take place between August and Christmas. I don't think Helen Wells liked springtime much.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/14/08

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: Bless it.
    I have a deep an abiding love for Cherry Ames books. She always had some hot man lurking. I really wanted her to get married to one- and still have a career. But I suppose that was considered impossible at the time, which is why she always leaving the men behind.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/14/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I always wanted that for her too. The new man in every volume...it was all such a tease! I think it may have given me the impression that there would be handsome, charming, intelligent young men everywhere I went when I grew up, too. Maybe in the forties, there were. In the nineties? Overgrown man-boys, at best.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/14/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    I want shrimp colored pumps for my aforementioned shrimp-boat sized feets,
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/14/08

    @Hamsterpants: I want shrimp-shaped shoes to go with my scalloped-hem dress.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/14/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Does it have a mermaid tail train do you wear it with fishnets?
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    11/14/08

    @Hamsterpants: Indeed - it goes great with my pearls.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/14/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    A landfill on the coastline?! The evil Syndicate also wanted to put a crack den in the petting zoo and a whorehouse next to the school for unwed mothers! The audacity!!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/14/08

    In reply to A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Campaign For Pam
    Lex St. John is truly the porniest name ever.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/14/08

    @BeckySharper: Better than my personal porno name, Pumpkin Roundabout?
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/14/08

    @Hamsterpants: That's a girl pornstar name, though! (Mine is Tuffy Nelson)


    Although come to think of it, Lex St. John could be either...

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/14/08

    @BeckySharper: @BeckySharper: I think mine, which is Suzi Q. Laporte, is pretty porno-rific.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/14/08

    @badmutha: Awesome. A friend of mine's ex-boyfriend's was Pepe Sunset.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    11/14/08

    Sunny Maddox is mine, from that old formula of your first pet and the street you grew up on. I think it works nicely.
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    Image of Ayoshe Ayoshe
    11/14/08

    @CrossWord: lived on a farm, where pets got ate.

    sooo... Din-dins H/way 36 just doesn't have the right ring to it...
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    11/14/08

    @CrossWord: By that formula I was Panther Honeytree. Wroooowrrr!


    I prefer the name provided by the automatic generator:

    Diamond Jellybean.


    Ooooh, yeeeeah.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/14/08

    @Ayoshe: Girl you grew up on 36? In Texas?
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    Image of Callisto Callisto
    11/14/08

    @CrossWord: Mine would be Pippa Honeydripper, by that formula. My parents would be appalled that Honeydripper Lane ended up being so perverse.
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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    11/14/08

    @Callisto: I've got Sabrina Beacon! Sounds more like an heiress name...
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/14/08

    @Ayoshe: Actually that would be a rockin' Japanese porn girl name.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/14/08

    @Callisto: I don't know...Honeydripper seems like almost a natural.
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    Image of alouette alouette
    11/15/08

    @CrossWord: Shadow Townhouse -- Sounds like a CLASSY porn star!
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    11/15/08

    @BeckySharper: I'm Penny Main. Maybe I should change it to Penny Mane and dye my hair auburn or strawberry blond.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    11/17/08

    @Callisto: That is too good. That is Bond girl good.
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