Evangelicals Finally Admit That Not Even God Can Stop Teenage Boning

If premarital sex made the baby Jesus cry, he'd be a pretty hoarse, colic-y baby. Because evangelical teens, despite the fact that they're told day in and day out that bumping uglies before God says it's okay is wrong (like going to hell wrong) are having all kinds of secret sex with each other. And because of their…
The Grassroots Anti-Contraception Movement to 'Bring Sexy Back'
What happens when a group of pro-abstinence college kids who are not untalented at making graphics but could use some advice when it comes to slogans (um, we all know JT brought sexy back in 2006) reject their parents' world of "sky-high rates of divorce, abortion, and STDs; a world bored with sex and bored with…
Meagan Good Is Waiting For The Night Of Her Bayou-Twilight-Spanish-Mosquey-Enchanted Wedding To Have Sex
For your latest news in Everyone Being Surprised When Humans Don't Have Sex (Especially Pretty Ones) And Scandalized When Humans Have Sex (In General) Think Like A Man and Californication actress Meagan Good, who began dating her pastor fiancé DeVon Franklin last year, told Life & Style that she and Seventh Day…
Teen Girls Just Aren't Slutting It Up Like They Used To
This is going to come as very upsetting news to Republicans fighting tooth and nail to take sex education back into the stone ages, but a new survey has found that teenage girls these days are waiting longer to have sex, and when they do finally go for it, more of them are using the most effective kinds of…
Abstinence-Only Sex Ed Teaches Teens that Sluts Are Like Dirty Glasses Full of Chewed Up Food
What goes on in abstinence-only sex ed classes besides a whole lot of not talking about contraception? Slut shaming! At least, that's what's happening in one Boulder, Colorado middle school, where parents are questioning the merits of a demonstration where students were asked to spit food in glasses of water and then…
Teen Pregnancy Rate Drops to Lowest Ever, Thanks to Birth Control and Abject Terror
New data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention bears good news: in 2010, America's teen pregnancy rate was the lowest ever recorded. Experts credit a combination of birth control availability and abstinence, but I'm tempted to credit this statistical dip to my favorite form of contraception— good old…
Abstinence-Only Education Now Includes Warning Against Dangers of Fingerblasting
Concerned that their precious children are not learning to be terrified enough about the deadly consequences of sexual intercourse, lawmakers in Tennessee have added language to their abstinence-only sex ed curriculum that warns students of the dangers of "gateway sexual activity" in a desperate effort to make sure…
Utah Will Be Damned if Sex Ed Classes Teach About Anything Sex-y
The Utah House has passed a bill that would allow schools to stop teaching sex education classes altogether, and prohibit those rogue schools that do teach it from giving any instruction on the use of contraception. The bill is the work of Rep. Bill Wright, a Republican, and you'll never guess what inspired him to…
Texas Schools Slowly, Begrudgingly Admit Abstinence-Only Education Isn't Working
After years of sexual education that willfully denies the possibility that kids are going to have sex no matter what, some schools in Texas are starting to teach curriculums that information on contraception. This is partly because it isn't as cheap to yell, "Don't do it!" to teens as one might think, and there's less…
What Is A Christian Sex Comedy, And Why Is Ted Haggard Appearing In One?
What could make a low-budget comedy about abstinence even more awesome? Why, a creepy cameo by recovered prostitution customer Rev. Ted Haggard, that's what! We dare you to watch as Haggard stares into the lens after delivering his non-joke. If the movie's producers raise the $2 million they need to make a…
Candie's Foundation Pays Bristol Palin $260K, Gives Little To Actual Initiatives
The Candie's Foundation's stated mission is "to educate America's youth about the devastating consequences of teen pregnancy through celebrity PSA campaigns and initiatives." But a close look at their 2009 tax forms shows that there's far more "celebrity" than "initiatives" involved. That year, the foundation paid…
Teens, Trust, And Sex Ed Online
A new study from the Guttmacher Institute indicates that of their many sources of sex education (some of it partial and inaccurate, of course), some teens disbelieve the Internet.
Bristol Palin Tries To Take Her Roadshow To UC Irvine
Disinvited from Washington University, Bristol Palin now apparently wants to take her abstinence message to UC Irvine. She will not be stopped until she has ended the scourge that is college sex once and for all!
Bristol Palin To Headline University's Less-Sexy "Sex Week"
Washington University in St. Louis is bringing in none other than Bristol Palin as the keynote speaker for its Sex Week, in an effort to make the event friendlier to students who aren't having sex.
