Now They Go Too Far: Thanksgiving Turkey Cake

First they brought the tuducken, and we said nothing. They brought the cherpumple, and we said almost nothing. But now, we can be silent no longer in the face of the ultimate Thanksgiving abomination. » 11/09/10 5:33pm 11/09/10 5:33pm

Abominations: Meet The "Lasagnwich."

"Between two thick slices of white bread, you'll find a generous filling of diced beef in a tangy tomato and herb sauce...layered with cooked pasta sheets and finished with a creamy cheddar, ricotta and mayonnaise dressing." No, we won't. [Guardian] » 6/16/10 2:40pm 6/16/10 2:40pm

The World's Grossest Scone

Yesterday, at a bakery which shall remain nameless, I witnessed perhaps the most sinister pastry ever. No, your eyes do not deceive you: That's indeed a diner-style "scone" studded with Oreos. It practically glowers, angered by its own existence. » 3/29/10 4:30pm 3/29/10 4:30pm