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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    I don't need to flush toxins out of my breasts. I have a liver, don't I?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    Am I the only one who finds the idea of having something pressing on my lymph nodes incredibly painful? I can't imagine what this would be like. Ouch.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    i'm really, really working hard to not make a snippy comment about the doctor who was listed in the ads for brassage being a chiropractor in reality. i wonder if the doctor in those hydroxycut ads is a chiropractor, too.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    I'm actually a little ashamed to say this, but I had seriously considered buying one of these. Not because it would prevent cancer-- I just thought the massage function sounded nice.
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    I always find myself randomly fondling my own breasts throughout the day- I don't need an bumpy bra to take that job away from me.
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    Image of emdy emdy
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    I don't wear bras (too small), I'd be amazed if cancer found them.
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    03/30/09

    @emdy: Don't let that keep you from doing self checks! One of my besties is an A cup, and 27, and she was diagnosed with breast cancer in February.
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    Image of Frequentlywrong Frequentlywrong
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    My fave part of the clip was when the inventor said "well, it couldn't hurt"


    Yeah it couldn't hurt to have lumps sewn into all my clothes, BUT that still won't prevent cancer.

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    03/30/09

    @Frequentlywrong: It could hurt by being ridiculously uncomfortable... she forgot that.
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    03/30/09

    @DangerMouse: Being poked in the armpits by golf balls all day actually sounds like it might hurt QUITE A BIT.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    Is the brassage the result of a Bromance?
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    Shit. I guess this means my ovary massaging panties probably aren't going to make me pregnant.
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    Image of WickedLittleHigh WickedLittleHigh
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    I'm SHOCKED that an overpriced bra which a chiropractor claims prevents cancer doesn't work. Hell, I can think of cheaper, and much more fun ways to massage my boobs if the claims were true.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    03/30/09

    So we're saying the person that designed this is a total boob?
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    Ya know, my bra already leaves a series of unattractive lumps and bumps on my skin when I take it off. Shoving a handful of ping pong balls in the side bands would be cruel to my superfluous side boobs.


    And holy hell, people will say anything to make a buck.

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    03/30/09

    @Chamalla will work for food.: Maybe the problem isn't that it's not preventing breast cancer to some degree, but simply that the degree is no greater than that provided to us by the ridiculously high percentage of regular bras that are obscenely uncomfortable and leave weird marks and dents.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    I did a little googling on this. When you see a picture of the doctor who is really behind these claims of cancer-reducing magic bras, it all makes sense.


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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: HI, DR. NICK!
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    Image of gangey gangey
    03/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Did he go to medical school at Bovine University?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Hi, Dr. Nick!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: But... he has a degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College!
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    03/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Helllllo, everybody! My beautiful, healthy brassieres are endorsed by the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks:
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    Image of Abra Abra
    03/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Huh, and I was expecting Dr. Leo Spaceman.
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    Abra was starred Abra was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit):


    Speaking as a medical official, I must denounce this quack. He killed 58 people last year! Now I must laugh at an inappropriate juncture.

     Reply
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    03/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Well, to be fair, our friend here is, in fact, a certified "Female Body Inspector".
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    Does the creator of the Brassage sell snake oil too?
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    Image of gangey gangey
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    Who was gullible enough to think they could prevent cancer just by putting a brarawn?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    03/30/09

    In reply to GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
    But I need to cleanse, detox, and combat the undesirable humours of my tits while manipulating my subluxations and balancing my chi! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THESE THINGS, BRA! WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME!
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