Rihanna and Drake Held Hands at 4:30 am, PROLLY TOUCHED BUTTS LATER

So, Drake and Rihanna were spotted holding hands in some sort of car or van and also Rihanna was wearing a jester's cap(?) and Drake was doing some sort of Columbo cosplay and according to the Encyclopedia Fucktannica that is IRON-CLAD EVIDENCE OF NONSTOP ROMANTIC HUMPAGE. They're, like, boyfriend-girlfriend now and… » 3/28/14 8:00pm 3/28/14 8:00pm