Jezebel: a shot at love with tila tequila

Outcry From Gamers Over A-Cup Avatars • Lesbian Ballpark Kiss Sparks Controversy

Maria — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:20:00 EDT

Uber-nerds threaten to quit video game after female characters lose their enormous boobs, game creators promise to amend racks ASAP. • State-wide drought is declared in California, conserve your water, Cali Jezebels! • Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is releasing a memoir about her husband's 'remarkably irrigated' '5 or 6 brains.' • Oh, and she is releasing a new album. Smells like publicity overload! • Topsy-turvy tomato planters have been recalled after complaints of collapsing. Some things are just better right-side up! • A Shot At Love contestant was told to stop kissing lesbian lover at Seattle ball-game, sparking outrage in the community. • Female workers oversee sewer developments in Karachi slums and rise up in power using their modesty. • Lily Allen's drunken shenanigans at that Glamour Women of the Year party may have been the result of some spiked drinks! • British mother convicted of neglect after leaving her toddler alone and penned into the kitchen of the apartment (that later flooded) for a weekend. • Turkish court upholds the ban on Islamic head scarves for women in universities. • A Sikh student is attacked by a classmate in Queens after school officials ignore reports of bullying. • Salary.com conducts a "study" that reveals stay-at-home moms could earn $117k a year for child-rearing work and working moms could earn $68,405 a year. Oh, if only this were true. • Bahamian blogger laments her government's lack at stopping violence against women after Amnesty's 2008 report on international women's rights. • A "variety" of couples have approached Virgin Galactic about being the first couple to have sex in space.

A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila: Dyke Drama Rules!

Tracie — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:00:00 EST

It's been apparent since day one that the best contestants on the bisexual reality dating show, A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, are the lesbians. Last night's episode completely solidified that: At elimination, it came down to Vanessa and Brandi, and when Tila announced that she was going with Brandi, all hell broke loose. Vanessa jumped her and it took like five members of the production, three of the male contestants, and one butch lesbian to break up the fight. High heels went flying, a weave was pulled out, and the giant key prop was broken. In a shocking twist, a sobbing Brandi tells a teary Tila that she can't accept the key. And as Vanessa is exiting the house she collapses onto the pink shag welcome mat. To be continued...

Too Many Shots Of Tila Tequila And I'm Gonna Throw Up

Moe — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:45:00 EDT

The big takeaway from last night's VMAs? I = old. Britney may be older, Lauren Conrad may sound older, Kanye may be more cantankerous, Justin may be acting older just because he's been around so long no one remembers that long ago songs like "Bye Bye Bye" or whatever were actually the reason MTV realized there was really no point to playing music videos, but seriously, I am the oldest old fart I know. I could not process the information being hurled at me, I was severely disturbed by the specatacle of watching naked thighs on a flat screen TV, I did not so much as know who this Chris Brown gentleman was. Which brings me to: A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila. In this show, as with every show that I think is currently airing on television, a bunch of contestants battles one another for the affection of a highly desired eligible single person, and as with every other show currently airing on television there is a twist (See what I did there? Shot? Twist?): the girl contestants compete with the boy ones, because Tila Tequila is bisexual.

And all I really have to say about it this morning, given the copious number of shots I needed just to get through last night's show, is that this idea is just gay.

Earlier: We Profiles Of Dubious Celebrities So You Don't Have To (Cut Yourself): Tila Teqila Edition