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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    03:54 PM

    In reply to Ellen von Unwerth's Photographs Of Women Are Provocative, But Not Vulgar
    She's great. I like Helmut Newton's, too. If anything, I think his look more like they were taken by a woman.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    03:53 PM

    In reply to Sticks And Stones
    I don't understand why writers can't learn to IGNORE CRITICS. Your public hissy fits are entertaining, but not at all flattering.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    03:52 PM

    In reply to Sticks And Stones
    Awww ... snarky snarky whiny whiny now!

    *soothes Julie P.*
    Come on now pumpkin.
    Lots of authors do Sophomore Slump.
    Maybe if the book didn't suck.

    (Plus your commentary is putting lots of "S"s in 'passssive-agressssive'.)

    And getting reviewed at Double X?
    Um, bb, you're kinda digging that hole ...
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    Image of sybann sybann
    03:52 PM

    In reply to Ladyblog Commenters Ruin Everything, Parts 2-3
    Advertising is a call to action ("BUY ME!") more than anything else. I'm not sure what action these folks were going for but I agree with other commenters that it probably wasn't the gag reflex.

    Method should fire their agency.
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    03:52 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    Worst: Anything Bonnie (my grandmother who didn't want to admit she was a grandmother so we had to call her by her name) gave me. She would go to swap meets and pick out like 25 cent toys that were clearly used and gross and give them to us.

    Best: About 5 months before Christmas I was looking at one of my dad's programming books and it had a cute penguin on it, I wanted to cut it out but he said no. Lo and behold on Christmas I got the stuffed Linux penguin. My dad is kind of a distant father who never bought the gifts so the fact that he remembered I liked it and went the the effort to find and buy it meant the world to me. It is still a symbol to me of the fact that even though my dad has a hard time expressing it, he does love me.
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    Image of greensandbeans greensandbeans
    03:51 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    I love reading everyone's answers! Some hilarious "worst" gifts and such sweet "best" ones..

    Let me just say that I've received many thoughtful gifts in my life time so I couldn't choose just one.

    But! My grandmother has given me many truly awful ones, as much as I love her.

    - Sesame Street book plates when I was TEN.
    -A button patterned homemade playsuit when I was TWELVE.
    - But she really outdid herself with a vintage, and I assume used, electric razor she found at a thrift shop. I have no idea where that idea even came from.

    The poor dear! When she still could she made up for it with her mad baking skills.
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    Image of Giant Squid trumps all Giant Squid trumps all
    03:51 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    Worst then best: My very own sewing machine. Didn't make much sense when I was a teen but is beyond priceless now.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    03:51 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    My mom always bought me an ugly holiday sweater for Christmas. I finally said "No more holiday sweaters!" so she got me a holiday turtleneck with little Christmas trees. So then I said "No more holiday clothing!" and she bought me Christmas socks where each toe had a special place to go and they all had little elves sewn on them. And she wasn't being snotty, she sincerely thought I'd like them.

    Best: This year I'm getting a Dyson. I'm already excited. I'm a loser.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    03:51 PM

    In reply to Ellen von Unwerth's Photographs Of Women Are Provocative, But Not Vulgar
    .
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    03:50 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    Best:

    It came from my younger male cousin. He was 11 (I was 15) and he had been in some trouble recently, skipping school etc. He had worked all summer and fall mowing lawns to save up money to buy himself a bike.

    Instead he used the money and bought me a DVD player. The card said "Thanks for loving me even when I mess up". I no longer have the DVD player, but the feeling of his love and sacrifice will never go away.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    03:54 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: Aw, that's awesome! I got a little teary reading that.
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    03:49 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    nobody posted this yet? Unbelivable
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03:50 PM

    @FrannyR: Someone did below!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    03:48 PM

    In reply to Sticks And Stones
    "some way in which writing about the book seems to reveal as much or more about the reviewer as about the book being reviewed.

    That's usually the sign of a good book review. Reviews are supposed to discuss the response a book evokes in the reader, which can't be done with a bloodless, scientific dissection of the prose.

    Powell wrote a very graphic, deliberately provocative memoir--did she expect no one to have an emotional or visceral reaction to it?
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    03:47 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    Worst: Last year my grandma gave me a miniature Mag-Lite. She is a very cultured, elegant woman and I was more surprised than anything else, because I know she must have a reason for giving me that, but I can't figure out what it is.

    Best: The scarab from the Cairo marketplace - 3000 years old, on a gold chain - that the same grandma gave me the year I was born.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    03:46 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    Best: money
    Worst: money
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    03:46 PM

    In reply to The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
    Worst: A coffee mug with two packets of hot chocolate and a ziploc bag with marshmallows. Granted, this was from an office party, but really? I wasn't worth the entire box of hot chocolate mix or a whole bag of marshmallows? It was like they ransacked the pantry the morning of and got whatever they could find.

    Best: The year my grandma got me maternity pj's. I wasn't pregnant, never have been but I thought it was the damn cutest thing ever because she had NO CLUE :-)
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