5SOS Pens a Beautifully Sexist Ode to a Bitchy GF, Fights The Man

5 Seconds of Summer, also known as 5SOS, the band from down under who brought you THE song of last summer, is back with a new jam, a song about a girl who pretty much sucks, but luckily, she’s really really hot. Oh and also, grown-ups are oppressing us.
Amanda Bynes Not Getting Married, Tricked Into Psychiatric Hold Instead
Just when we were all hoping that Amanda Bynes was doing better (despite the strange behavior, mysterious twitters and threats to sue the tabloids), her life has taken another devastating turn. TMZ reports that Bynes' parents and Sam Lutfi have tricked the troubled star into into a psychiatric hold.
5 Seconds of Summer Are Adorable Superheroes in Adorable New Video
Guys guys guys. 5 Seconds of Summer — our favorite boyband of boys who actually play instruments — have an adorable new video in which they pretend to be superheroes. And there's a cat!
