4thofjuly - Jezebel

posts about #4thofjuly more →
Programming Note

Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

Dsmvwl Admin Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×

thatblackgirl
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
Have a good time, y'all. Wear sunblock, and stay hydrated!
Reply

thatblackgirl was starred thatblackgirl was unstarred

birminghamdrunk
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED

HORTENSE YET POOOOOOOSSSST

FOR TEH LAND OF TEH SQUEEEEEEEEE

AND THE HOME

OF THE

LUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ

(of. the. lulz....)
Reply

birminghamdrunk was starred birminghamdrunk was unstarred

tscheese
07/02/09

@birminghamdrunk:

OH BEAAUUUUUTIFUL
FOR OPEN THREADS
AND FAR MORE CAKE THAN PIE

FOR VOWELS AND BANS
AND LIBRAAAAARIANS
AND SATURDAY NIGHT LIIIVE

HORTENSE-IA, HORTENSE-IA
ANNA SHED HER GRACE ON THEE

LET'S MAKE SOME LULZ
AND KEEP OUR VOWELS
FROM BISH TO SHINING PLZ
Reply

tscheese was starred tscheese was unstarred

birminghamdrunk
07/02/09

@tscheese: WIN WIN WIN OMFG WIN!!! can a reply to a comment win COTD? we're about to find out...
Reply

birminghamdrunk was starred birminghamdrunk was unstarred

tscheese
07/02/09

@birminghamdrunk: YOU HAVE TO NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM ME IF YOU WANT THAT
Reply

tscheese was starred tscheese was unstarred

birminghamdrunk
07/02/09

@tscheese: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

I DID NOM YOU, THOUGH. WE SHALL SEE. *RUBS HANDS TOGETHER SUSPICICOUSLY*
Reply

birminghamdrunk was starred birminghamdrunk was unstarred

hortense
07/02/09

@tscheese: Ha!
Reply

hortense was starred hortense was unstarred

NotChoinski
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
So my normal avenue of wasting time all day won't be available on the boringest day to be at work. THANKS ALOT.
Reply

NotChoinski was starred NotChoinski was unstarred

hortense
07/02/09

@NotChoinski: I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW! Just not on Saturday. But I will be here Sunday.
Reply

hortense was starred hortense was unstarred

tscheese
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
Three cheers for IndepHortense Day! We celebrate freedom from such evil evil things as trolls, freedom from undeserved vowels, and freedom from boredom on weekends! She hath loosed the fateful lightning of her terrible swift cursor!

*runs to light off fireworks categorized by order of the Dewey Decimal System*
Reply

tscheese was starred tscheese was unstarred

swashbuckling
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
What's everyone doing for the 4th? I'd originally planned to drive up to Duluth to watch fireworks, but instead I have to be at work at 5:30am on the 5th, so I'll enjoy French cinema and HBO's Rome courtesy of Netflix.
Reply

swashbuckling was starred swashbuckling was unstarred

Ipomoea
07/02/09

@swashbuckling: I'll be partaking in those most American activities: drinking before noon, wearing a bikini to show off my pasty belly, and shooting Roman candles into the ocean. There may also be a puppy, a potluck, and a hike involved. And all of this, of course, will be while camping.

Happy Fourth of July, Jezebelles and Jezebeaux!
Reply

Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred

SomeAuthorGirl
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
I hope all the editors have a great time off! And thanks as ever to Hortense! I have to put in some hours on Saturday and Sunday to catch up, and I couldn't possibly be expected to write anything without Jezebel to multi-task with. The very thought inspires a verbal sputtering sound that comes out like "pa-SHAW!"

Happy 4th, everyone. :-)
Reply

SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred

BabyJane
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
Enjoy the long weekend!
Reply

BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred

TheUptightMidwesterner
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
I have to show up tomorrow- which is quite different from WORKING. So yeah- methinks I am gonna be commenting alot.
Reply

LadyFabulous
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
Oh god... I just realized I have nothing to look forward to when I come to work tomorrow. What the hell am I going to do?!
Reply

LadyFabulous was starred LadyFabulous was unstarred

hortense
07/02/09

@LadyFabulous: I'll be here tomorrow! Just not Saturday.
Reply

hortense was starred hortense was unstarred

LadyFabulous
07/02/09

@hortense: Oh thank god. For a second there I thought I'd actually have to do some work.
Reply

LadyFabulous was starred LadyFabulous was unstarred

hortense
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
So stop by for new things tomorrow! And stay on Saturday! And then stop by for newer things on Sunday!

And yes I think I will put a SNS of sorts up in some capacity.
Reply

hortense was starred hortense was unstarred

CollegeBookworm
07/02/09

@hortense: Have I mentioned lately how awesome you are? I haven't been commenting much recently due to a lack of commenting-energy, but nothing changes the fact that you never take a freaking day off. Enjoy your July 4th of freedom, hortense!
Reply

CollegeBookworm was starred CollegeBookworm was unstarred

BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
07/02/09

@hortense: Hortense is my hero.
Reply

BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
07/02/09

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Herotense.
Reply

dianersb was bit by a zombie
07/02/09

@hortense: You are the awesomeness. The utter and complete awesomeness.
Reply

Laulau
07/02/09

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Added bonus: that sounds like it has to do with grammar. "Herotense" all the way.
Reply

Laulau was starred Laulau was unstarred

BlondeGoddess
07/02/09

@hortense: You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

Especially because we European Jezzies don't have a holiday weekend.
Reply

BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred

BabyJane
07/02/09

@hortense: You are awesome!
Reply

BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred

kemperboyd
07/02/09

@hortense: I love you because a GMT Jezzie I'm not always online when the daytime weekday posts are being made. That and SNS is what made me become a fulltime Jezzie commenter, without it I was just a creepy lurker.
@BlondeGoddess: Word.
Reply

kemperboyd was starred kemperboyd was unstarred

LadyFabulous
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
Happy in advance July 4th!
Reply

LadyFabulous was starred LadyFabulous was unstarred

BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
07/02/09

In reply to Programming Note
But how will I fulfill all of the impotent rage inside my womanly breast?!

I guess I'll just go up to strangers and begin punning and screaming at them about my equality.
Reply

Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

#4thofjuly

Jezebel

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel

Programming Note

Login

Reset Password

Register

Submit Your Comment