BREAKING: Esquire Declares 42-Year-Old Women Now Fuckable

Why, used to be, a woman at the age of 42 could hardly be glanced at, much less taken to bed and ravaged shame-free in broad daylight. No longer. Esquire has sent word across all channels that 42-year-old women have been removed from the Do Not Bang list and are no longer off-limits to respectable men. In other news,…
Poehler, Conan and Lost All Score Emmy Nods
This year's nominations revealed! Your talking points include Tina Fey vs. Amy Poehler; Lost's first dramatic series nomination since, what, the first season?; Glee entering the canon; a nomination for the Tonight Show under Conan*, not Jay. Major categories/nominees below.
