@linnyt is a walking cliché: Class with the Countess comes out tomorrow, but is already #2 in the Etiquette section on Amazon in pre-orders. But only #693 overall.
Smack me about the face a few times for emphasis when you're talking to me. Poke my sternum with your finger a little. Nothing turns me (and all other women) on like a show of authority.
When I'm out with my friends, show up unexpectedly. Come up behind me, smile at my friends with your finger over your lips in a shushing gesture, and grab me by the hair and shove your tongue in my mouth. Then squeeze my breasts really hard while whispering "Be a good girl" menacingly in my ear. Then smile at my jealous friends and walk away whistling. SOO hot.
Hey, this is easy! Just think like Penis Danger trying to think like a woman!
Amen on the Moleskines, they're my best new treat of 2008. In 2008, I discovered/remembered how much I love to draw, and my moleskine became a permanent fixture and I started posting all of my doodles on flickr, also a fab discovery, it's like a fantastic pen and ink artist colony online.
But my most wonderful discovery of 2008 is discovering that I am preggers!
I discovered Jezebel late late 2008! I hardly ever comment (to be honest, I'm a bit intimidated - but in a good way - by the wit and intelligence of other Jezebel commenters), but I do lurk a lot. I love this site! Happy New Year everyone!
I got an electric corkscrew for Christmas last year, and it looks like a lightsaber. I love it so, so much. It enables more drinking when you're not together enough to work a manual one.
@TalbotSmith: I'm afraid I'm finally revealing too much about myself here, but... I agree. These are awesome, and I get kind of freaked out if I can't find them on the shelf (plain white only) at first glance.
@Madge: I usually drain nearly all the liquid, just leave a tiny bit to help melt the peanut butter. Add a glob of pb and keep splashing in the soy and mixing it all around until it tastes good :).
06/28/09
I recognize those "LGBT for Bloomberg' signs
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[www.amazon.com]
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I highly recommend:
Issue #19 - Gov. George C Wallace on Segregation (1962)
Issue #27 - Two Faces of Communism (1961)
Issue #28 - Homosexuality: Legitimate Alternate DEATHSTYLE (1986)
- they are mind-blowing.... They are history.
(Also, 1962 Planned Parenthood comic, etc...)
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01/16/09
Smack me about the face a few times for emphasis when you're talking to me. Poke my sternum with your finger a little. Nothing turns me (and all other women) on like a show of authority.
#28.
When I'm out with my friends, show up unexpectedly. Come up behind me, smile at my friends with your finger over your lips in a shushing gesture, and grab me by the hair and shove your tongue in my mouth. Then squeeze my breasts really hard while whispering "Be a good girl" menacingly in my ear. Then smile at my jealous friends and walk away whistling. SOO hot.
Hey, this is easy! Just think like Penis Danger trying to think like a woman!
01/01/09
2) The Algarve coast in Portugal.
3) Guarana, that ridiculous Brazilian soft drink.
4) It's Always Sunny in Philadalphia
5) The joys of working from home in my pajamas.
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But my most wonderful discovery of 2008 is discovering that I am preggers!
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12/31/08
Mr. Hippity's Project Runway and Top Chef liveblogs.
The DNC and RNC convention liveblogs.
Cosmedix skincare stuff.
Growing bok choy.
Negroni cocktails.
Recycled glass countertops-- best indulgence of the year.
Snorkeling.
John Adams (the president, the HBO series and the David McCullough biography-- made me rethink my previous undying love for Thomas Jefferson).
P.S. That's Anjelica Huston modeling the Calder jewelry.
12/31/08
12/31/08
2. Crickler.
3. Afternoon naps.
4. Competent neurosurgeons who call removal of a brain tumor a 'slam dunk' and make sure to leave enough hair to cover the scar.
5. Cell phones. I finally got one!
6. Jasmine rice.
7. JEZZIES!
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Jesse, my boyfriend/efficiency expert
Girls...
Babassu oil
Vintage slips
Belted 50's day dresses
My last minute Women's Studies minor
Vegetarian cooking
The Hitachi Magic Wand
And thanks to the awesome Jezzies:
My Squeem waist cincher/spine-straightener
Magic Shave Powder
The Diva Cup
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