Watch Key and Peele Perform As the Most Off-Key Wedding Band Ever

Finding a dope wedding band seems like a massive headache, so Key and Peele went ahead and created a Phoenix-based wedding singer service called Absorption, aka “a supergroup of the best wedding band musicians of all time.”
So Larry Wilmore, 2 Chainz and Rosie Perez Walk Into a Starbucks...
Starbucks is still getting hammered for its erroneous Race Together initiative. Larry Wilmore made it a topic on Monday's edition of The Nightly Show, with a wonderful panel that included The View's Rosie Perez, comedian Phoebe Robinson, designer Kenneth Cole and a fur-stole-clad 2 Chainz.
Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz's Pot Romance Continues Hot and Heavy
The Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz romance continues. This week's installment involves gold-dipped blunts because, seduction.
Jack White's Guacamole Recipe Gets College Banned by Booking Agency
Pale Michigan man and notorious crank Jack White, William Morris talent agency and Oklahoma University are fighting—over what seems to be the distribution of a very intricate guacamole recipe. Now, in response to the school's paper publishing White's performance requests, guac included, William Morris has allegedly…
Nancy Grace Freaks Out on Pot Advocate: 'Obviously You're Stoned'
Telegenic white women don't disappear mysteriously or get indicted for gruesome murders every day, and Nancy Grace needs something to talk about when she can't scrape up a Casey Anthony. It seems she's decided to wage war on that devil weed mary jane, which is ironic, because no one needs pot more than Nancy Grace.
Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz Should Get Married
Nancy Grace is a conservative, murder-obsessed maniac whose most prominent claim to fame is being the person who made all our moms (or maybe just mine, dunno) obsessed with the Jody Arias trial. 2 Chainz, the rapper formerly known to us and currently known to his family as Tity Boi, is most famous for requesting large…
Watch Adorable Kids Sing 2 Chainz and Rick Ross Lyrics and Feel Guilty
Here is a video of children singing rap lyrics from songs like 2 Chainz and Kanye West's "Birthday Song" and Rocko's "U.O.E.N.O." featuring that date rape-y Rick Ross verse about spiking a woman's drink with Molly. I'm not sure why but somehow I feel guilty after watching this clip — maybe it's because I've spent so…
Please Watch Leo DiCaprio Turn 39 By Dancing to Kanye West and 2 Chainz
Leonardo DiCaprio, he of the preternaturally youthful face, this weekend overcame the many ageist barriers facing men when he celebrated his birthday with Kanye West, 2 Chainz (who described DiCaprio as his "brother") and Q-Tip – all while wearing a newsboy cap. Gangs of New York 2: Rap Edition anyone?
Stop What You're Doing And Download the 2Chainz Cookbook
2Chainz, architect of the Black Hole Sun-meets-Big Pimpin' video for Birthday which — I'm not exaggerating here — changes lives, has continued his quest to Improve America with a new cookbook. But this isn't your Grandma's flushed-cheeked Betty Crocker making olives suspended in gelatin cookbook; this is a work of…
Can Amy Adams Pull Off Janis Joplin Biopic? Lee Daniels Thinks So
A Janis Joplin biopic that's been on the books for almost a decade now — and been considered as a vehicle for damn near every under-40 actress out there — is finally looking more concrete. Lee Daniels will direct as his follow-up to The Butler, and he's cast Amy Adams as the lead. She seems a bit ethereal for it, but…
Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs
Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing…
Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'
As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the…
Hilaria Thomas, Alec Baldwin's Wife, Sued For 'Emotionally Upsetting' Yoga Class
Alec Baldwin's yoga instructor wife Hilaria Baldwin née Thomas, who's been teaching at Manhattan's Yoga Vida since 2005, is being sued by a 32-year-old Yale Ph.D. candidate and HuffPo blogger named Spencer Wolfe, who cites an overcrowded class, her' "negligence" and her request that students "perform a dangerous…
Watch a Beautiful Man in Makeup Do a Mesmerizing 2 Chainz Cover
There's something sort of hypnotic about watching YouTube artist Jonathan Monroe — with his luxuriant hair, peacock earrings and long fake eyelashes — writhe around to 2 Chainz' "I'm Different," a song Monroe chose because "it's time for mother fuckers to realize that you can be different and still have talent." Of…
