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The Stars Chose Wisely At Critics Choice Awards!

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brendastarlet is on it
01/09/09

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Is anyone else seeing Mischa Barton in the newly grown Dakota Fanning?
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rednrowdy
01/09/09

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sadie, kristin bell's dress is lovely, but it's wrinkled. wearing a wrinkled dress when you can afford a stylist, hair, makeup, jewelry, etc = FAIL, each and every time.
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Cerridwen
01/09/09

@rednrowdy: Yes, I must respectfully disagree with Sadie's assessment here. Kristen Bell looks like she is wearing a very expensive, VERY wrinkly version of those elasticated towels you pull on after a shower.
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ObtuseIntolerant
01/09/09

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Katy Perry would seem to be trying for "Hey lookit my boobies!", as per usual. Ugh.

Well, hey, she's got 'em. Whatever.
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stealthird
01/09/09

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Wow, I was 'meh' about the outfits until I got to Laura Dern. Hot.

And I wish I could look at Penelope Cruz without hearing my ex boyfriend cooing, "My mom looks like Penelope Cruz..." Hard to sit through an Almodovar movie with that in the back of my mind, which is ironic, because Almadovar would totally use a situation like that in a film...
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LaMorena
01/09/09

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I really think that Dakota Fanning looks more and more like Amanda Seyfried (Mama Mia, Mean Girls) every day. I heart her, so I consider that an enviable thing!
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EkaterinaBallerina
01/09/09

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Wow Laura Dern and Rosemarie DeWitt look amazing!
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justcallmespartacus
01/09/09

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Okay so I might get called out for body snarking here, but I much prefer Angelina Jolie when she is in the beginning stages of pregnancy/full on pregnant. She looks just so thin now that I think it steals from her natural beauty. When she is a little fuller or in full on mama-mode she is just so breathtakingly radiant.
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Bunsen Honeydew
01/09/09

@justcallmespartacus: I think part of what's attractive about pregnant Angelina is her "I'm makin' babies" glow. She's really good at glowing.
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Devonna
01/09/09

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Kristen Bell's dress looks like a leftover piece of tinfoil that my frugal father would carefully save for several months for just the RIGHT piece of leftover food.

But she looks darling.
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ElleL
01/09/09

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I think Angie and Brad stole the show as prom king and queen(as per usual), while Elizabeth Bank's dress was my favorite.

Amanda Bynes was so awkward when giving out the award, and ORANGE. Sheesh.

Also, Angela Basset -- DAMN!
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bitchyolympian
01/09/09

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am I the only one that thinks not only is that dress not flattering to Angelina, but she looks terrifying thin again? Her wrists and hands look enormous compared to those twigs masquerading as her arms. Frightening. (And I don't even LIKE Angelina)
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SarahMC
01/09/09

@bitchyolympian: I honestly can't figure out what her huge appeal is; to me it seems like everyone "loves" her and thinks she's a goddess because apparently that's what we're all supposed to think/say. She looks sickly.
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tscheese
01/09/09

@SarahMC: I honestly have no idea if she looks healthy or not, but really don't know why she's supposed to be a goddess.

She's conventionally attractive to some. She's mediocre at acting and good at reproducing. Obviously this means she is some kind of amazing earth mother crunchy granola goddess and we all need to writhe in adulation.

I mean, I don't really have anything against her personally, but I don't get the appeal. To me she's just another pretentious celebrity with a great deal more money than sense.
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Bunsen Honeydew
01/09/09

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Throw some glasses on Sally Hawkins. Who does she look like tonight? I'll give you some hints... first letter P, last letter... alin.

New hair-do please!
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sportz.star
01/09/09

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Dear Sarah,

You're a very pretty girl, but you were maybe a swimmer at one point? Or you're genetically gifted in that way? Anyway, broad shoulders look great in strapless, but its the halter that's making you look a wee bit disproportional. You usually look like you're having more fun. Next time, pick for yourself, I doubt you picked long and all black.

Cheers,
SS
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TheUptightMidwesterner
01/09/09

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It's shoe-gasm time for me. Loved them all.
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returnofthemac
01/09/09

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Yea Dakota! that's all...:)
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stacyinbean
01/09/09

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Dear Katy Perry,

Please take your silly name spelling, awful music, and somehow even more awful 'fashion' sense and go bye-bye for now. Plz?

kthxbai,

stacyinbean
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