Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes

• Carrie Prejean has sunk low. Very low. [TMZ]
• Photographer Lorenzo Agius on Sienna Miller: "[She] was great, she was easy to get in the bath...She probably would have gone naked but I wouldn't have let her." [WWD]

Michael's Moonwalk Glove Under The Hammer; Jil's Uniqlo Line Costs $21

Bar Refaeli Literarily Naked; Miley Teams With Max Azria

• Bar Refaeli let Esquire write the opening of a Stephen King story on her body for its cover. The weirdest part of the process sounds like the proofreading. [Esquire]
• Michael Jackson is rocking this fall collection women's Balmain jacket. [Grazia]

Starlets Shill For Style; Madonna To Continue As Face Of Vuitton?

• Lindsay Lohan's spoof singles video doubled as an ad for her leggings line and self-tanner. [WWD]
• And Zooey Deschanel wrote and performed a ditty about cotton — the fabric of our lives! [Videogum]

Scarlett Poses For D&G; D&G Cheer For David Beckham

• Scarlett Johanson is the new face of D&G cosmetics. A face that looks mightily like Marilyn Monroe. [Popcrunch]

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