@Tippi Hedren: A little ways downthread I figured she must be a graduate of the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they are worth. Honestly, they are Payless quality. #heidiklum
LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying to know now.
Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
It is true that there was a lot of retouching going on before it could be done digitally. There's a great photo in a Hurrell book that shows what he did with Joan Crawford, who I never before realized had a ton of freckles. (Apparently it took six hours to de-freckle and de-wrinkle someone by hand).
@Fatwetdog: That was fascinating. But her underlying bone structure wasn't changed. They made her skin glowy and her hair shiny, but they didn't change what her actual face looked like. I think there is a big difference. #heidiklum
Well, Mr. Mondino, don't you worry, because I'm pretty sure that the French are going to pay just as much attention to these "retouched" labels as they do to those warnings that tell you to avoid eating between meals that are pasted onto commercials for Haribo candies. #ragtrade
@browngirlinthering: is it? ok being wrong is my instant karma for being an asshole in the first place. But I still kind of doubt that an investigatory/investigative journalist is backstage sneakily trying to find out what she does in her spare time. #heidiklum
@lilbobbytables: I know, right? That tree'll be the best dressed thing in the territories this season.
I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
Aw, I hope Conan's OK. I recall making a lot of jokes when I got a concussion. I didn't know it was common (it is even for nonprofessionalfunnypeople) because I couldn't afford to seek medical attention for it.
Conan, darlin', There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you. But in your convalescence, maybe we could do each other's nails. Though I may be gettin' a little too old for that whorey look.
LOL Snoop Dogg. That is, indeed, the best news ever and now all he has to do is pass me some of the "good shit" (cause ya'll know he's blazed out of his gourde) and we can watch Keeping Up Appearances on repeat.
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i would buy anything these two are illegally selling. #heidiklum
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Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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Someone has the pictures here: [www.seraphicpress.com] #ragtrade
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The only response I have is a hearty "woohoo". #ragtrade
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I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
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I swear by my slim white telephone line I have loved Hyacinth since I was a kid. How random was the snoop connection?!
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Conan, darlin', There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you. But in your convalescence, maybe we could do each other's nails. Though I may be gettin' a little too old for that whorey look.
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"But I'm Charlie Mars!" said the guy.
"Oh, then it's ten," said the girl.
I still laugh out loud when I think about his expression.
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"It's Bouquet!"
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