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"A New Femininity Born Of Sunbathing"
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Once again it's time for our yearly roundup of the most trafficked posts on the site, and this year the list is made up of everything from plus-sized models to photoshop horrors to happy childhood memories. Ahead, a look back.The Year's 10 Best Cover Lies
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[Los Angeles, December 23. Image via Splash.]
10 Things I Hate About Christmas
Warning: Scrooge-y thoughts ahead.Blue Christmas
[Beverly Hills, December 23. Image via Splash.]
Have A Dolly Parton Christmas
Richard Simmons Is Still At It
61-year-old Richard Simmons still teaches regularly in L.A, offering "men and women who don't feel accepted in other places" a way "to feel good about themselves." Says Susan Powter, "He needs to put some trousers on and stop it." [NYT]Sperm Donor Who's "Fathered" 400 Kids Calls For Better Regulation Of Genetic Material
In the 1980s, Dr. Kirk Maxey fathered, by his count, some 400 children. Now he wants to see better regulation of sperm donation. Hypocritical? Maybe, but he might also be onto something. More »Golden Girls
[Al-Ahmadi, December 23. Image via Getty.]
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- Uh-oh. Mary J. Blige punched her husband in the face at her record release party. Dude was reportedly bleeding. She was heard screaming:
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A Kansas judge has set a January trial date for Scott Roeder, who gunned down abortion provider George Tiller in May. He also refused to let Roeder's lawyers use a "necessity defense," though they can still argue for voluntary manslaughter. More »Animal Sex Is Wild • Mom Calls Cops On 6-Year-Old Daughter
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It's been a slow news week; good thing our readers are so quick-witted. The best comments of the day: More »Lindsay Lohan, Christian Lacroix, And Every Celebrity Clothing Line Known To Man: Fashion Failures And Successes Of 2009
Split Decisions
Wait, what? Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have reportedly split after 23 years together. In the words of one People.com reader, "aaawwww too bad....really, who knew? I thought they had it going on." [People]"Is That A Script For Titanic 2? Don't Do It, Dude."
[Los Angeles, December 22. Image via Splash.]
This Week In Tabloids: Angie's "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner
Bad Girls Club: Violence Is Always Their Answer
On last night's episode, Portia told Natalie that she was a whore for being materialistic and having sugar daddies. Natalie mocked Portia for not knowing the identity of her daughter's father. Then they beat the shit out of each other. More »