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This Week In Tabloids: Angie's "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner
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It suddenly occurred to me that I totally looked like a fucking Cullen all through the first part of high school because of that damn thing.
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03:03 PM
Hugs and Booze,
Aesop.
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03:16 PM
I'm also going to climb up on my high horse here and point out that I only had 3 Christmas presents to buy by the time December rolled around, two of which were purchased the first weekend of December and the final one was purchased last weekend.
Enjoy your mall trip, all you people who laughed at me when I started shopping in September!!
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"I Don't Talk Trash; I Talk Smack."
[Los Angeles, December 22. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Or Just Look Like One
Have you always dreamed of looking like a corpse? Now you, too, can be strangely pale and weirdly glowing (aka "drop-dead gorgeous"), thanks to Etsy-user Twimom and her "Cullinize-me" photoshopping service. [Etsy]02:35 PM
Instruction & Advice for the Young Bride, from 1894
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But you never know, a dose of Eric and Pam might remedy me.
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Reverend Fred Phelps: "God Hates Lady Gaga"
Fred Phelps, the hate-happy pastor of Wesboro Baptist Church, has, rather belatedly, discovered Lady Gaga- and now is calling for a boycott of the hussy's "pretentious prancing." If this weren't so crazy, it would be a masterpiece of absurdist prose: More »Bush-isms
It may not look like much, but this network of bushes is one amazing plant. At 13,000 years old, the Jurupa Oak in California is the world's oldest living plant. Even cooler: it survives by cloning itself. [DailyMail]Trunk Show
[Munich, December 23. Image via Getty.]
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Happy, fuzzy holidays, Jezzies!
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02:02 PM
C'mon. I know you're out there.
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I'm still trying to pinpoint where my blues come from. I get them in waves and ebbs every year. I'm pretty sure it's somewhat genetic, because my dad is all bluesy around the holidays too.
Ralphie makes us both better though.
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(Aside: that sentence was unexpectedly difficult to write.)
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I know you love sitting on top of my monitor, but your damn tail gets in the way of my Jezebelling. Please reconsider your approach to getting my attention.
Sincerely,
Your Owner.
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She also hits capslock every single time.
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Naomi Wolf: Carrie Bradshaw Is An Aughts Icon
Naomi Wolf calling the Sex and the City narrative "radical"? Sounds like a spoof, but yesterday in The Guardian, Wolf does just that - even saying Carrie Bradshaw is an symbol of the progression of women in pop culture. More »Better Off Red
[London, December 22. Image via WENN.]
You Know She's No Good
Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault following an incident last Saturday night in a theater. Reportedly, Winehouse attacked a staff-member after she heckled the performers. She's free on bail and will appear in court on January 20th. [NY Times]01:36 PM
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I have a 3.7 GPA right now. I rule!
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Hope all goes well when you finally look.
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We were at out office end of the year get together (staff + associates) and my co worker pointed at my shoes. I looked down and saw that Aunt Flo had overflowed to my feet!
I wanted to die, luckily no one noticed.
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01:56 PM
Have a funny Obama comic to make you feel better.
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02:23 PM
Fun fact: Firefox's spellchecker recognizes "biznz" as a word, apparently.
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Anthropomorphic bodily functions FTW!
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This means I can sleep in, go to the gym, pack for my trip, and leisurely cook a Christmas Eve feast tomorrow. Best. present. ever.
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What sounds better? Birdie St. Claire or B.D. Reynolds? If it turns into a sci-fi, I'm going to be using a dude's name which will either be Eli or Elijah.
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Meet The World's First Cross-Dressing Maid Cafe
Yes, drag maids have come to the Akihabara.