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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09:26 AM

    In reply to Sight + Sound
    I saw the Dalai Lama when he visited Emory University a few years ago. He is awesome. I keep meaning to make myself a bracelet that says "WWHHDLD?" (HHDL = His Holiness the Dalai Lama) #dalailama
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    09:25 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    If you lot take Stephen Fry, there will be trouble. You have been warned. #madonna
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09:24 AM

    In reply to Happiness Is A Warm Loaf
    I could never, ever give up carbs. Never. I often joke that I would make a wonderful storybook prisoner, because I could totally live on bread and water, with maybe a little cheese thrown in from time to time… #carbs
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09:24 AM

    In reply to Happiness Is A Warm Loaf
    When I was researching diets, just reading about the carb restrictions made me stabby. My potato, myself. #carbs
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09:23 AM

    In reply to Happiness Is A Warm Loaf
    I know they make me happy. I never tried Atkins but I tried South Beach once--for just a week--and was so weak by the end of it I could barely walk up one flight of stairs to my apartment, and had such bad kidney pain I was just lying on the couch moaning.

    Glass of grapefruit juice cleared that right up.

    Low carb, I've seen it work well for some people, but it sure isn't for everyone. #carbs
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    09:19 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    dear joss,

    cute stoner jokes there, but i'm not crazy about what smoking does to my lungs...be it cigarettes, pot, or anything else. so when i say i don't smoke weed, believe it. my personal belief is that people should indulge in massages. hard to been the sh*t out of anyone after a massage.

    xo,
    rednrowdy #madonna
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09:17 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    I adore Sir Ian McKellan. That quote made my morning. #madonna
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    09:16 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    Tweeting about yourself starting with "BREAKING NEWS!!!!" is further proof as to what a tool Levi Johnston is. #madonna
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    09:13 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    Michael Lohan or Joe Jackson. Who is the more disgusting human being? Discuss. #madonna
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09:18 AM

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Does the winner go on to compete against Mel Gibson? #madonna
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    09:20 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: The winner gets a knife fight with OJ. #madonna
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09:25 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Now we know how to get rid of celbrities a la Lohan and Jackson... Celebrity Death Match! It'd be like a really douchey version Highlander, or the NCAA tournament, only with mesh shirts and Twitter.

    There can be only one... Celebrity Douche. #madonna
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    09:10 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    Meh, Serena, I've seen you act. Maybe some more acting lessons, perhaps? Not that you have to be a great actor to play a superheroe (ahem: Michael Keaton), but it wouldn't hurt. If I were Serena, I'd just stick to being an all-around bad-ass in real life.

    And Tracy Morgan's sense of humor is always borderline and sometimes it's downright offensive. I'm not really surprised that his show didn't go over well. #dirtbag
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    09:22 AM

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Beetlejuice is a superhero to me, and for that, Micheal Keaton is one of the greatest action heroes ever. #madonna
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    09:02 AM

    In reply to Weighty Matters
    Maybe we should just aspire to not describing ourselves using inanimate objects and fruits as descriptors. (i.e. apple, pear, hourglass, tubes, inverted triangles etc, etc.)
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    09:01 AM

    In reply to Ellen & Portia Tell Oprah About The Importance Of Gay Marriage
    So, after like half-a-dozen times of Portia saying "My wife", Oprah asks, "So, you call each other wives?" Hehe. Usually I don't bandwagoneer on the Jezzie Oprah hate, but that was a dumb question. #oprahellenportiaderossi
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    08:34 AM

    In reply to Weighty Matters
    Yeah, tell me something I don't know. I find this out anew every time I try to shop for clothes and can only find pants that fit over my rear if I can stuff my four-year-old child into the waistband with me. #bodyshapes
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    Image of banana_grabber banana_grabber
    08:46 AM

    @redqueenmeg: both Gap and Ann Taylor have a 'curvy' fit that helps with that. But, yes, I feel like enlightening someone to the fact that I have hips and a waist and that they are not the same size. #bodyshapes
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    08:49 AM

    @banana_grabber: I'll check Gap again after I'm no longer pregnant, but every time I've tried there before, since about 1992, I've found the same waistband problem. :D #bodyshapes
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    08:24 AM

    In reply to Good Enough To Eat Meet: Say Hello To Our Newest Ladyblogger
    I generally don't like people who make me feel inadequate, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt! Welcome! #irincarmon
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    08:23 AM

    In reply to Weighty Matters
    I've always called myself "cylindrical"...I guess it's finally in fashion! #bodyshapes
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