Now, there is a three-way that would not disappoint. If they added Chuck Bass, the subsequent Sexytime Exxxplosion would rend the time-space continuum as we know it, causing mild-mannered women to foam at the mouth and previously straight men to wear purple plaid. #newmoon
So, I totally agreed to go to a screening of New Moon on my birthday with some people I barely know because it gives me an excuse to ogle without feeling like a bad person. #newmoon
@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Love it! I agreed to take my pre-teen half sister and four of her friends, ostensibly to chaperone them, but in reality merely to have someone to squeal with. My Dad is also paying for my ticket. Best. scam. ever.
@KikiCanuck: I got to go see Warped Tour for free under a similar pretense! Of course, I ended up needing to drive 3 teenage boys home after stopping at a gas station to buy them beverages as none of them had bothered to drink anything in the 90 degree weather. #newmoon
Everyone, she's wearing pannnnnttts!!! And carrying a bag that may contain food! And she's smiling! Did I miss a Dirtbag detailing Michael Lohan's forced relocation to a remote island? #lindsaylohan
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the fangirl craze, your sad existence
I swear, I promise
I'll keep my distance. #newmoon
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Sigh... #newmoon
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"Heh, nice one Taylor, but I just have to gaze at her and promise to shower." #newmoon
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Also, I have that lunch bag and it is a lifesaver! #halleberry