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Why Is 35% Of Development Aid Being Routed Back To The U.S.?
We've been at war in Afghanistan since 2001 and we are still mired in the same issues. Today, Malou Innocent of the Cato Institute helps me discuss development dollars, Hillary Clinton dodging questions, and why consistency is the best policy. More »Zach Braff's Altered State; Rihanna's Team Feuding With Chris Brown & Co.
- A picture of Zach Braff smoking weed has surfaced. He's the next Michael Phelps! (Except for like, all the medals.) [Perez Hilton]
More »Heroines: From Life and Literature
According to a recent survey, Obama has beaten out Jesus as America's most admired person. Sadly, but unsurprisingly, the top ten heroes were nearly all men, with Mother Theresa coming in at #10. More »Farewell, "Great Moments In Presidential Speeches"
While we certainly won't miss President Bush's speeches all that much, we will certainly miss David Letterman's hilarious Great Moments In Presidential Speeches clips. A compilation of the best of the worst, after the jump. More »41 To 44: Don't Mind The Sap
[Washington, D.C.; January 7. Image via Getty]
More »If Caroline Kennedy Thinks Ladymag Writers Are Stupid, What Does She Think Of Their Readers?
Caroline Kennedy knows that real reporters don't write for women's magazines or blogs, so today, Jason Linkins and I talk about Gaza in terms of masturbation and "Barack The Magic Negro" instead of her candidacy. More »Condoleezza Rice Thinks You'll Thank George Bush Someday
Tweaking the lines your parents used when they grounded you, Condoleezza Rice claims that life is not "a popularity contest," and that someday, people will "start to thank this president for what he's done." More »And A Crappy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Morning
Christmas is almost here, and Spencer Ackerman and I know that some among you probably aren't done shopping yet. We've got some ideas from dolls to pardons, in between musings about Cheney and Cox [sic]. More »We Were Dreaming Of A White
Apparently, being cold and stuck inside makes me kind of rant-filled about bailouts, stimuli, Prop 8, Hannukah, the mortgage crisis and structural deficiencies, so Spencer Ackerman is basically the perfect person to talk to. More »ChristmasHoliday, And Then It Snowed And Got Very ColdYou're Going To Need This Puppy To Get Through The News
- The Bidens plan to add to their household by getting another puppy from the pound. Double puppy snuggles! [Huffington Post]
More »Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't
- Clinton told her supporters to stop talking smack about Caroline Kennedy unless they're going to endorse someone else. She doesn't want people to believe it's coming from her. [Politico]
More »Will We Miss Laura Bush?
In Forbes' "In Praise of Laura Bush," Tunku Varadarajan calls the her "a great lady" who "represents quiet grace" and doesn't worry her pretty head about policy. Talk about damning with faint praise! More »Chris Rock's Daughters Want To Be BFF With The Obama Girls
To try to come in like a lamb and go out like a lion, today Ana Marie Cox and I talk puppies, pedicures, Elvira, Bill Kristol, and the death of journalism. Do lions cry? More »Today's News Is Brought To You By Andy Samberg's Soiled Pants
It's Going To Be An Oprah-guration!
Roe Vs. World
Obama Offers Things To Kvetch About Before Giving Thanks
W Wants To Restrict Your Reproductive Rights While He Still Can
Liberals, Palin Would Like The Senate To Take Out the Trash
Dear Obama: You Can Be Nice To Bush Without Agreeing To Do Stuff For Him
Presidential Twin Sets: Someone's The Cock Of The Walk