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				Do you like tacos? Do you like music? Do you want a taco with some music in it? Taco Bell addresses your cravings with this absurd press release:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5824443/todays-most-ridiculous-press-release" title="Click here to read more about Today's Most Ridiculous Press Release">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Woman Tries To Sell Her Baby At Taco Bell For $500]]></title>
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				A Vancouver, Washington woman has been accused of offering to sell her 3-day-old son at a southwest Washington Taco Bell.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5822475/woman-tries-to-sell-her-baby-at-taco-bell-for-500" title="Click here to read more about Woman Tries To Sell Her Baby At Taco Bell For $500">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Jul 2011 23:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lane Moore]]></dc:creator>
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				<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/22/h-and-r-block-skins-mtv-advertisment-show-commercial-pulled/">H&R Block</a> joins <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/more_skins_drama_BAoayPQFBviugZkzUBOBOL">Taco Bell</a>, GM, and <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/wrigley-latest-company-pull-ads-74639">Wrigley</a> in pulling its ads from MTV's television show about teens, which <a href="http://jezebel.com/5739813/skins-isnt-cool-enough-to-influence-real-teens?skyline=true&s=i">isn't cool anyway</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5740761/skins-losing-more-advertisers" title="Click here to read more about More Advertisers Abandon Skins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Jan 2011 18:20:59 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauri Apple]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[What Fast Food Really Looks Like]]></title>
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				A side-by-side comparison of fast food as it's pictured in advertising versus the food you actually purchase is even more of a fail than you'd think.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5688563/what-fast-food-really-looks-like" title="Click here to read more about What Fast Food Really Looks Like">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:04:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: a horrifying cornucopia of full-frontal nudity, Elisabeth Hasselback, and sad cats.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5455011/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Taco Bell's &quot;Drive Thru Diet&quot; Isn't Really A Diet, After All]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: vZ89JaxqVgI --><!-- /videoId: vZ89JaxqVgI -->It's not surprising that diet companies are pushing their products hard during New Year's resolution season, but you know things have gotten a little out of control when even <em>Taco Bell</em> hops on the ol' weight loss bandwagon.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5438814/taco-bells-drive-thru-diet-isnt-really-a-diet-after-all" title="Click here to read more about Taco Bell's &quot;Drive Thru Diet&quot; Isn't Really A Diet, After All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 02 Jan 2010 15:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 • Scientists believe they may have discovered why mosquitoes leave some of us alone while they devour others.  No, their blood does not "taste better."  Mosquitoes respond to certain <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204660604574378933761528214.html?mod=rss_Health">chemical odors, some of which are tied to stress.</a>  •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5350285/stress-the-natural-bug-spray--man-arrested-for-revisiting-outhouse-pit" title="Click here to read more about Stress: The Natural Bug Spray • Man Arrested For Revisiting Outhouse Pit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In honor of <a href="http://jezebel.com/5320495/rip-gidget">the passing</a> of Gidget the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TACO BELL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TACO BELL" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/taco-bell/">Taco Bell</a> Chihuahua yesterday, we've compiled a tribute to the commercial achievements of our favorite animal thespians, from Morris the Cat's unsuccessful presidential bid to the duck that's torturing Ben Affleck.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5321242/animals-in-advertising-a-hall-of-fame" title="Click here to read more about Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[R.I.P. Gidget]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20293002,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">Gidget</a>, who rose to fame as the "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/taco-bell-chihuahua/">Taco Bell Chihuahua</a>," has died at 15. The cause was a stroke, says her trainer. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20293002,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5320495/rip-gidget" title="Click here to read more about R.I.P. Gidget">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sleep-Deprived Baby Daddy Jerry O'Connell Runs For The Border]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[HuManity One Step Closer To Virtual Sex • British Man Told He's 'Too Fat' To Adopt]]></title>
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				• Entirely <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.e4e61eb2c2ce5f79e6f7da2d3fe6bd81.111&show_article=1">virtual sex?</a> Perhaps, thanks to the RealTouch, which uses lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to "give men the feeling of sex." No word, of course, on what women get. •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5129775/humanity-one-step-closer-to-virtual-sex--british-man-told-hes-too-fat-to-adopt" title="Click here to read more about HuManity One Step Closer To Virtual Sex • British Man Told He's 'Too Fat' To Adopt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katy Kelleher]]></dc:creator>
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				For most of us, <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TACO BELL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TACO BELL" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/taco-bell/">Taco Bell</a> is where we go when we're hungry and broke,  hungry and drunk,  or hungry at 4am. Yet <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28599180/">for one couple,</a> it was also the place where they were married.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5128873/couple-marries-at-taco-bell" title="Click here to read more about Couple Marries At Taco Bell">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 11 Jan 2009 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				Alec Baldwin on his <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20241596,00.html?"><em>30 Rock</em> lip-lock</a> with Jennifer Aniston: "It was the greatest day of my life." He's J/K, people, but Baldwin adds, "Whenever you do that with someone, it's so fake. They're getting paid to kiss you and I'm getting paid to kiss her. But she's a doll." • 50 Cent <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_50_CENT?SITE=WWL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT?">filed suit against Taco Bell</a> because they made him look like a chump, or, in legalese, "burnished his gangsta rapper persona by distorting beyond all recognition a bona fide, good faith offer." According to the <em>AP</em>, "The squabble is over a fake letter sent out by Taco Bell Corp. asking 50 Cent to change his name for one day to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent to help publicize its value menu." • Ben Affleck is currently <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AF_CONGO_PEOPLE_AFFLECK?SITE=WWL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">in Congo</a> trying to raise awareness about the war-torn country's plight. "I thought a lot of people are advocating on Darfur. I'd just be a very small log on a big fire. I started getting interested in Congo and I thought, this is a place where I can have a really big impact," he says.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5094392/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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