Swedes Are Going Nuts For This Kids' Song About Genitals

It goes “snippity, snippity, snippity snop” and you will never be able to get it out of your head. Not even when you learn that the translated lyrics are: “The vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly.”

Yeah, you’ll think to yourself, as you catch yourself singing it, old lady vaginas are awesome.

The song, which we will all be humming hours from now, is supposed to teach kids all about what their genitals are and how they do the things they do and that they’re basically awesome. It seems like a helpful learning tool, but according to The Local, the song’s getting a mixed reaction from the Swedish public on Facebook and Youtube.

“How a clip like this got the green light is the most bizarre thing of the year – and the year is only eight days old,” one person wrote, sharing the meme which says “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”.

Other commentors have been more positive.

“What a great song about the most natural thing there is. I think it was my daughter, however, who was bopping along the most,” wrote one.

The video is, to be honest, also pretty awesome. There are vaginas with microphones and penises with hats and even the aforementioned old lady vagina just jamming out with her cane. At one point you can clearly make out the exclamation elegant! as the genitals charm their way into your heart.

Also, the song’s last line “Snippan är häftig, Baby I Love You” is my new motto. Though I have no idea what it means, I’m just going to say it to everyone today and hope for the best.