• After four years and two babies, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are officially becoming the Richie-Maddens, which will affect how they file taxes. To celebrate, they held a tabloid bidding war on their wedding photos. Stars: they're just like us!

• Lindsay Lohan was granted a 15-hour day pass to leave her sober house and spend Thanksgiving with her father and some friends in Los Angeles.

• In an upcoming MTV documentary about her, Nicki Minaj discusses how The Showbiz's double-standardism discourages women artists from being more assertive. "When I am assertive, I'm a bitch," she says. "When a man is assertive, he's a boss."

• Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky are separating after nine years together.

• When reporters mentioned Swift at a recent press conference, costar Anne Hathaway came to J-Gyll's defense, joking, "I've been Jake's onscreen love interest for years...You keep the conversation to me and only me, otherwise I'm going to get nasty!" [People]

• Tragic: Lily Allen has suffered a second miscarriage. She was six-months pregnant.

• Christina Aguilera, a woman who cannot stop releasing songs that are a metaphor for her vagina, celebrated her new found freedom by allegedly engaging in a menage a trois with Sam Ronson, America's favorite gateway lesbian.

• In an interview, Oprah Winfrey reveals that before giving Rosie O'Donnell a talk show on her OWN Network, she visited her at home to do a "crazy check" and make sure she wouldn't behave like she did on The View.

• Britney Spears' conservatorship should end sometime in the next three months.

• Michaele Salahi won't be returning to The Real Housewives Of D.C.. That is: IF the show is renewed for a second season.

• A "friend" of Taylor Swift says that the singer wants nothing to do with the song Kanye West claims he wrote for her.

• Britney Spears' former bodyguard Mark Chinapen is defending her against Fernando Flores's claim that she abused her children, saying, "In our time with Britney, we've never seen anything in a negative sense."

• Angelina Jolie is in Pakistan, raising awareness about the floods that have devastated the country, but she also spoke about the Florida church which plans to mark the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks by burning the Koran.

• Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possession.

• Katy Perry, who grew up with a Christian minister father and sings about melting popsicles, tells Rolling Stone: "Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as 'Pass the salt.' It's a secret, direct prayer language to God." And:

• Alicia Keys married producer Swizz Beatz yesterday in Corsica; guests included Bono and Queen Latifah. [ContactMusic]

• After leaking quotes from Mel Gibson's disgusting tirade, Radar has finally released the audio. The recording, in which he tells Oksana Grigorieva that she deserves to be raped because she wears tight clothing, is even more disturbing than originally reported.

• Jennifer Aniston is allegedly dating SNL's Jason Sudeikis, a.k.a Liz Lemon's ex on 30 Rock. They met on the set of The Bounty Hunter... when he was still married.

• Renée Zellweger was photographed at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood — as a huge rack of wedding dresses went by.

[Blackburn, Scotland; June 6. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[Blackburn, United Kingdom; June 3. Image via INF]