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			<title><![CDATA[Your Wisdom Teeth Surgery May Have Been Unnecessary]]></title>
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				Two teens have died recently from complications of wisdom teeth extraction, and now experts are saying that the entire process may be unnecessary. Future generations of teenagers could be spared weeks of Vicodin and milkshakes &mdash; and worse.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868362/your-wisdom-teeth-surgery-may-have-been-unnecessary" title="Click here to read more about Your Wisdom Teeth Surgery May Have Been Unnecessary">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Woman's Face Catches Fire During Otherwise Uneventful Surgery]]></title>
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				When you have surgery you might be concerned about going under or the procedure itself, but don't forget to freak out about the possibility that your face might suddenly go up in flames. In a horrifying story out of Florida, 29-year-old Kim Grice was undergoing outpatient surgery to have three cysts on her head biopsied when a <a href="http://www.crestviewbulletin.com/news/grice-16071-fire-surgery.html">fire erupted</a> on her face. Grice was flown by helicopter to the South Alabama Burn Unit and has suffered second-degree <a href="http://www.thedestinlog.com/news/happened-45619-nwfdn-know-burned.html">burns</a> on her face and neck. The fire department described the incident as a "flash fire" and hospital officials have no idea what caused it, though malfunctioning electrical equipment could be to blame. Grice told her mom, "They woke me up and every one around me was hysterical. I don't know what happened to me."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5864458/womans-face-catches-fire-during-otherwise-uneventful-surgery" title="Click here to read more about Woman's Face Catches Fire During Otherwise Uneventful Surgery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sex Reassignment Surgeries Are Now Tax-Deductible]]></title>
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				A tax court has ruled that expenses incurred in securing sex reassignment surgery are tax deductible, as the procedure is not one of aesthetic preference, but rather medical necessity.  This technically means that everyone who is paying taxes is subsidizing sex reassignment, a fact that would give Michele Bachmann a coronary.  This is only going to lead to everyone getting recreational sex changes.  Anarchy in the pants!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5858686/sex-reassignment-surgeries-are-now-tax+deductible" title="Click here to read more about Sex Reassignment Surgeries Are Now Tax-Deductible">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Nov 2011 12:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[How is Heidi Montag Like Jesus?]]></title>
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				Heidi Montag has had been broadcast living her daily life on television for several years, photographed innumerable times by celebrity gossip rags, and mocked repeatedly for her attempt at pop music stardom.  Now, some of her more extreme fameballing is garnering her comparisons to another famous person suspected of having a beard  &mdash; Jesus Christ himself.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5846919/how-is-heidi-montag-like-jesus" title="Click here to read more about How is Heidi Montag Like Jesus?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Oct 2011 15:15:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Doctors Successfully Separate Conjoined Twins Joined at the Head]]></title>
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				British doctors have successfully separated a set of conjoined twins joined at the head, and soon, they will be healthy enough to return home, separately, with their parents.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5841513/doctors-successfully-separate-conjoined-twins-joined-at-the-head" title="Click here to read more about Doctors Successfully Separate Conjoined Twins Joined at the Head">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 Sep 2011 17:52:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Following Skull Surgery, Gabrielle Giffords Is Awake & Talking]]></title>
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				Neurosurgeons in Houston performed a cranioplasty on Gabrielle Giffords, who is <a href="http://www.newser.com/story/118971/arizona-representative-gabriel-giffords-awake-talking-after-skull-surgery.html">now</a> awake and communicating. The surgery involved attaching a plastic implant to cover Giffords's head, which will allow her to live without the helmet she's worn since January. Progress!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5803693/following-skull-surgery-gabrielle-giffords-is-awake--talking" title="Click here to read more about Following Skull Surgery, Gabrielle Giffords Is Awake & Talking">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 May 2011 18:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Want Bigger Boobs? Of Course There's An App For That]]></title>
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				This morning, we got <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheUndomestic/status/66526748552073216">word</a> of an app that performs visual breast augmentation. So naturally I decided to try it out.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5799367/an-app-to-make-your-boobs-bigger" title="Click here to read more about Want Bigger Boobs? Of Course There's An App For That">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 May 2011 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A joke about semen in an editorial has plunged the American College of Surgeons into controversy and raised charges of institutionalized sexism.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5792524/cum-joke-sparks-furor-among-surgeons" title="Click here to read more about Cum Joke Sparks Furor Among Surgeons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:49:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Kelly Osbourne is reportedly considering getting fitted for a gastric band after regaining some of the weight she lost last year.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5790582/kelly-osbourne-may-be-thinking-about-getting-gastric-bypass-surgery" title="Click here to read more about Kelly Osbourne May Be Thinking About Getting Gastric Bypass Surgery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 10 Apr 2011 13:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lane Moore]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[ABC Casting For &quot;Stem-Cell Face Lift&quot; Show]]></title>
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				Are you middle-aged, cash-poor, and hate your face? Then you're perfect for some TV show for which ABC is casting right now about "<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/face_time_lYHOQNuIHxUvUNYDfAK1hO">stem-cell face lifts</a>." The network is seeking guinea pigs to undergo an on-air procedure that involves having stem cells taken from one area of the body&mdash;via liposuction from a fatty site like a rear end&mdash;and injected into the face. (Making the patient a literal butthead.) Didn't Samantha have this same exact thing done on an episode of <em>Sex and the City</em>? [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/face_time_lYHOQNuIHxUvUNYDfAK1hO">NY Post</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5781780/abc-casting-for-stem+cell-face-lift-show" title="Click here to read more about ABC Casting For &quot;Stem-Cell Face Lift&quot; Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Mar 2011 14:37:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Why did the number of breast augmentations in the U.K. increase more than 10% last year despite the recession? Well <em>obviously</em>, Joan Harris is behind this newfound fascination with large breasts!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5747819/more-women-want-bigger-boobs-and-its-christina-hendricks-fault" title="Click here to read more about More Women Want Bigger Boobs, And It's Christina Hendricks' Fault">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Jan 2011 13:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				Last month an FDA advisory panel recommended lowering the B.M.I. requirements for gastric lap bands from 35 to 30. Now some doctors say this could turn the serious procedure into another quick-fix weight-loss method. Saw that one coming, didn't you?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5737916/will-new-guidelines-turn-lap+band-into-cosmetic-surgery" title="Click here to read more about Will New Guidelines Turn Lap-Bands Into Cosmetic Surgery?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Jan 2011 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[First Face-Transplant Recipient Gets To Know Donor (Via Family)]]></title>
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				The recipient of America's first near-total <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #facetransplant" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #facetransplant" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/facetransplant/">face transplant</a> finally got to meet the family of the woman whose face she received. It was, not surprisingly, emotional.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5715635/first-face+transplant-recipient-gets-to-know-donor-via-family" title="Click here to read more about First Face-Transplant Recipient Gets To Know Donor (Via Family)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Dec 2010 13:06:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				Ana Renteria saw a billboard advertising 1-800-Get-Thin. Ten days after her operation, she died. The saddest part? A little digging reveals lots of shady details about the place where Renteria had her surgery.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5715317/weight+loss-ad-boasts-results-hides-shameful-secrets" title="Click here to read more about Weight-Loss Ad Boasts Results, Hides Shameful Secrets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Dec 2010 15:57:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				A woman named Audy just had <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #footsurgery" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #footsurgery" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/footsurgery/">foot surgery</a>. A doctor dislocated Audy's toe, sawed out 2-millimeter chunk of bone, then inserted a titanium rod to bring the shortened bone back together. Why? So Audy can wear cute <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #highheels" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #highheels" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/highheels/">high heels</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5711434/if-the-shoe-fits-wear-it-if-it-doesnt-get-surgery" title="Click here to read more about If The Shoe Fits, Wear It; If It Doesn't, Get Surgery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Dec 2010 14:18:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Would you trade hip, butt or belly fat for somewhat larger breasts&mdash;if safe and "natural" feeling? The <a href="http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/10/ff_futureofbreasts/">discovery</a> of stem cells in fat tissue could make this more than hypothetical, and implications go beyond the beauty myth.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5669134/coming-soon-suctioning-your-body-fat-for-bigger-boobs" title="Click here to read more about Coming Soon: Bigger Boobs Made From Your Liposuctioned Fat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Oct 2010 11:12:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Irin Carmon]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Price Of Two Breasts: $198,000]]></title>
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				Ana Jimenez-Salgado received $198,000 in a settlement on Tuesday; she underwent a <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MISTAKEN_MASTECTOMY?SITE=VTBRA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">completely unnecessary</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #doublemastectomy" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #doublemastectomy" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/doublemastectomy/">double mastectomy</a> after being misdiagnosed with <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #breastcancer" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #breastcancer" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/breastcancer/">breast cancer</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5610068/the-price-of-two-breasts-198000" title="Click here to read more about The Price Of Two Breasts: $198,000">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Aug 2010 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Alice Dreger and Ellen K. Feder from <em>Bioethics Forum</em> have unearthed a 2007 study in which a doctor from Cornell University defends the practice of<a href="http://www.thehastingscenter.org/Bioethicsforum/Post.aspx?id=4730&blogid=140"> surgically cutting girls' clitorises.</a>  Disturbing, but his follow-up treatment is even worse.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5565895/cornell-surgeon-used-vibrator-to-stimulate-6+year+olds" title="Click here to read more about Cornell Surgeon Used Vibrator To Stimulate 6-Year-Olds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A spokesperson for U2 has revealed that Bono has just undergone emergency back surgery in Munich for an injury sustained while on tour.  He is expected to spend several more days in the hospital.  [<a href="http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/05/21/bono-emergency-back-surgery/">FireDogLake</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5544677/bono-requires-emergency-back-surgery" title="Click here to read more about Bono Requires Emergency Back Surgery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 May 2010 13:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"They are talking to me the entire time," Dr. Robert. L. True <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/08/fashion/08skin.html?pagewanted=1&partner=rss&emc=rss">says</a> of his patients who opt to be "awake" during implant surgery. Yikes!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5512602/bad-ideas-staying-awake-while-getting-breast-implants-from-a-non+plastic-surgeon" title="Click here to read more about Bad Ideas: Staying &quot;Awake&quot; While Getting Breast Implants From A Non-Plastic Surgeon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 •  A Queens woman is suing a wig store after she suffered an injury at the hands of one of the mannequins. The plastic head fell onto her feet, leaving her<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/03/03/2010-03-03_she_wigs_out_after_an_injury.html"> unable to "make a fist with her toes."</a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5484603/sex-life-suffers-following-foot-injury-lion-tiger--bear-form-interspecies-family" title="Click here to read more about Sex Life Suffers Following Foot Injury • Lion, Tiger, & Bear Form Interspecies Family">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A California doctor is claiming that his patient survived a gunshot to the chest thanks to her <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-silicone-bullet25-2010feb25,0,2253532.story?track=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+latimes%2Fnews+%28L.A.+Times+-+Top+News%29">implants, which blocked the bullet.</a>  Dr. Ghavami hopes to convince implant companies to donate supplies to help fund Lydia Carranza's reconstructive surgery.  [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-silicone-bullet25-2010feb25,0,2253532.story?track=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+latimes%2Fnews+%28L.A.+Times+-+Top+News%29">LATimes</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5480030/had-she-not-had-the-implant-she-might-not-be-alive-today" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Had She Not Had The Implant, She Might Not Be Alive Today&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"I look at it like <a href="http://nymag.com/arts/theater/profiles/56148/">this</a>. If you've got the money and you're going to be out there, you owe it to people not to look like a dog if you can help it." [<a href="http://nymag.com/arts/theater/profiles/56148/">NYM</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5220146/dollywood" title="Click here to read more about Dollywood">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Several new studies are challenging previously held beliefs about hysterectomies; specifically, some experts claim that removing the cervix and the ovaries could be detrimental to both a woman's health and her sex life.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5160801/doctors-debate-what-to-remove-during-hysterectomies" title="Click here to read more about Doctors Debate What To Remove During Hysterectomies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A woman at the Cleveland Clinic has received the <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FACE_TRANSPLANT?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">nation's first face transplant</a>. The first face transplant (seen at left) occurred in France 3 years ago. [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FACE_TRANSPLANT?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5111323/saving-face" title="Click here to read more about Saving Face">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Doctors at the UC San Diego Center for the Future of Surgery <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/09/080924190042.htm">performed</a> the nation's first gastrectomy (or partial removal of the stomach) through the vagina on September 16. The good news? This form of surgery is less invasive than typical gastrectomies, with a faster healing time and only two small incisions performed. The strange news? They pull portions of the removed stomach <i>through the vagina</i>. Hooray for surgery breakthroughs, not-so-hooray for those of us with fears of vaginal prolapse. [<a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/09/080924190042.htm">Science Daily</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5054604/surgeries" title="Click here to read more about Surgeries">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Dara Torres, the 41-year-old American swimmer who <a href="http://jezebel.com/5038251/at-41-dara-torres-is-the-oldest-swimmer-to-win-a-silver-medal">won three silver medals</a> at the Beijing Olympics this year, is set to undergo <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/08/27/torres.surgery/?iref=hpmostpop">anthroscopic surgery</a> to repair her right shoulder. Torres developed a degenerative arthritis problem in her acromioclavicular (or AC) joint in 2007, but she put off surgery in order to compete in the Beijing Olympics. [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/08/27/torres.surgery/?iref=hpmostpop">CNN</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5042882/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Teens' embarrassing <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/04/national/main4153765.shtml?source=RSSattr=SciTech_4153765">risque photos</a> no longer local, short-lived lapses in judgment thanks to quick pace and widespread popularity of the internet. • Turkish Constitutional Court is <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/04/europe/turkey.php">expected to deliver a ruling</a> on Islamic head scarves in Turkish schools on Thursday. • <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1245660.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Ne">Boob surgery</a> that gave porn actress Maxi Mounds her record-breaking breasts has been banned in the UK. • Grandma's favorite publication, <i>Reader's Digest</i>, <a href="http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/differences-between-men-and-women/article75557.html">says "sexist cliches" are biological</a>! • The <i>NY Times</i>' Barry Gewen <a href="http://papercuts.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/04/sports-and-sexual-segregation/">tries to prove</a> that a poorly-written, humorless book (his words) on gender equality in sports isn't so ridiculous after all. • German music festival highlights <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/03/AR2008060303378.html?nav=rss_print/style">18th-century female composers and classical musicians</a> whose work has probably never been performed before. • Native American women in the <a href="http://news.opb.org/article/2224-umatilla-women-keep-traditions-root-digging-alive/">Pacific Northwest</a> go on annual root-digging mission that has both spiritual and edible purposes. • The <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/01/AR2008060102230.html?nav=rss_education">Cinderella Ball</a>, a prom for disabled students in the Washington D.C. area, brings teens and families together for a night of glam and glitz (and a performance from <i>American Idol</i> winner, Ruben!). • The Swedish Tax Board tells couple that "Elvis" is not an <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/06/04/couple_told_elvis_no_name_for_a_girl/7430/">appropriate name</a> for a girl. •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013215/risque-teen-photos-reach-larger-audience--maxi-mounds-breast-augmentation-now-illegal" title="Click here to read more about Risque Teen Photos Reach Larger Audience • Maxi Mounds' Breast Augmentation Now Illegal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Word is that back in April, the Executive Director of the California Medical Board asked the state of California <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/11/55649/index.html">not to renew the medical license</a> of Dr. Jan Adams, the physician who reportedly operated on Kanye's mother, Donda West. Dr. Adams had multiple DUI arrests and had settled 2 cases of malpractice in 2001. The American Board of Plastic Surgery tells <em>ET</em>, "Dr. Jan Adams is not certified by the American Board of Plastic Surgery, but you don't have to be certified by the board to perform plastic surgery." This news comes amid reports that <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/12/donda-west-warned-about-surgery/">another doctor</a> turned down Dr. West as a surgery candidate. Dr. Adams calls that doctor <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/13/dondas-doctor-im-the-victim-of-sleaze/">"sleazy"</a>. This just in: Dr. Adams may have gotten a <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/13/patient-claims-dr-adams-got-her-pregnant/">patient pregnant</a>. This also just in: a patient filed a <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/13/patient-to-dr-adams-you-ruined-my-life/">lawsuit</a> against Dr. Adams 2 weeks ago, claiming she nearly bled to death after he operated on her.  [<a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/11/55649/index.html">ET</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/13/dondas-doctor-im-the-victim-of-sleaze/">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/322222/a-day-of-news-about-donda-wests-doctor" title="Click here to read more about A Day Of News About Donda West's Doctor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Big conundrum for Paris Hilton - continue to be against testing on animals or support research into curing (her) Chlamydia? Toughie. [<a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071029100627.htm">Science Daily</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/317273/paris-stuck-between-a-mouse-and-her-crotch-rot" title="Click here to read more about Paris Stuck Between A Mouse and Her Crotch Rot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It used to be that giveaways  gave away something tempting, like, oh a MILLION dollars. This month however, Conde Nast's Domino, the catalogue for insanely priced items for your home, came up with the brilliant idea of offering "The Botox Cosmetic Ultimate Girlfriend's Weekend Getaway." The offer includes a trip to NYC, a BOTOX treatment consultation and a whole lot more. Get your application in right away,  you'll be facing some stiff competition <a href="http://www.botoxcosmetic.com/domino">http://www.botoxcosmetic.com/domino</a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/219892/win-a-chance-to-get-your-face-frozen-we-shit-you-not" title="Click here to read more about Win a chance to get your face frozen. We shit you not.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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