Boner? .... Boner?
Last month, Nixon speechwriter cum bit actor cum game show host cum editor of a respected conservative publication Ben Stein penned a seriously batshit essay about being a creepy old man for aforementioned respected conservative publication. In that essay, Stein talked about his "friendship" with a "a stunningly beautiful, absolute knockout young Eurasian woman," a former escort whom he met at the airport in San Francisco. Stein, who is married, began talking to the woman daily and giving her money because he has the personality of a horny virgin from an 80's sex comedy in the body of a 69-year-old man in 2014. And his version of the the story kind of trailed off from there.