Good evening folks, and welcome to Sunday. Make yourself at home.

I am so excited because the air is getting cooler and soon I won't have to hear that goddamn Mister Softee ice cream truck jingle for hours a day. Now if you would excuse me, I'm going to self-induce a panic attack, trying to figure out what to bingewatch and then pass out having watched nothing. Hellooooo 25 tabs each dedicated to a different TV show I'll never watch!

Take it away, folks.