Gaze Upon the Glory of the Kimye Wedding Invitation

Gaze, fellow plebians, upon this tastefully understated piece of paper (probably firm in texture), embossed with an illustrious summons (golden) to the Wedding Event of the Century: THE KIMYE NUPTIALS.

Gaze Upon the Glory of the Kimye Wedding Invitation

The photo of the invitation, which was obtained by Us Weekly, reveals a very esoteric document indeed. Some things to note: in addition to being golden, the word "honor" is spelled with a "u", which is really just decadent; the paper is brown, which is a risky choice; the pre-wedding dinner is in Paris, but who knows where the wedding will take place (my best guess: also Paris).

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