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				It's strange: walking down the streets of a city, mid-recession, one will often come across what looks like a Deprression-era breadline. But upon closer inspection, it's people waiting for a table at an expensive restaurant.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5605661/how-long-will-you-wait-for-food" title="Click here to read more about How Long Will You Wait For Food?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Aug 2010 17:54:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Do Today's Fans Take Things Too Far?]]></title>
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				We've seen the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5341981/battle-of-the-creepy-twilight-merchandise" target="new">lurking wall shadow</a>, the sparkly vamp <a href="http://jezebel.com/5341981/battle-of-the-creepy-twilight-merchandise" target="new">dildo</a>, the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5384468/a-creepy-twilight-tee-for-the-team-jacob-fan-in-your-life" target="new">stalker werewolf</a> tee and the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5147904/the-creepiest-craft-ever-crafted" target="new">creepy felt uterus</a>. Now: <a href="http://trueslant.com/lilyq/2009/10/29/get-robert-pattinson-of-twilight-in-your-pants/">Robert Pattinson panties</a>. Have things gotten out of hand?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5392923/do-todays-fans-take-things-too-far" title="Click here to read more about Do Today's Fans Take Things Too Far?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vampires Are Everywhere. It's Best To Be Prepared.]]></title>
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				Look, between <em>True Blood</em>, <em>Twilight</em> and <em>The Vampire Diaries</em>, it's wise to have your crosses in a row. A few thousand dollars will get you a steampunky-looking <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/15/vampire-killing-kits.html">19th century vampire-killing kit</a>. Better safe than sorry! [<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/15/vampire-killing-kits.html">Boing Boing</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5383183/vampires-are-everywhere-its-best-to-be-prepared" title="Click here to read more about Vampires Are Everywhere. It's Best To Be Prepared.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vampire Wedding Scare-emoney Was Bloody Good Fun]]></title>
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				When 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and 44-year-old Connie Spitznagel <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_VAMPIRE_WEDDING?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">got hitched</a> Saturday, the groom arrived in a hearse; the minister was dressed as Jason from <em>Friday the 13th</em>; instead of a kiss, the bride received a bite on the neck. [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_VAMPIRE_WEDDING?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5374500/vampire-wedding-scare+emoney-was-bloody-good-fun" title="Click here to read more about Vampire Wedding Scare-emoney Was Bloody Good Fun">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA["Vampires Simultaneously Occur In All Forms And Tap Into Our Every Need"]]></title>
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				"…Soap opera storylines, sexual liberation, noir detective fiction… The myth seems to be twittering promiscuously to serve all avenues of life, from cereal boxes to romantic fiction." &mdash; From an <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/31/opinion/31deltoro.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss">op-ed</a> by <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GUILLERMO DEL TORO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GUILLERMO DEL TORO" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/guillermo-del-toro/">Guillermo del Toro</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHUCK HOGAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHUCK HOGAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chuck-hogan/">Chuck Hogan</a>. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/31/opinion/31deltoro.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss">NY Times</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5327180/vampires-simultaneously-occur-in-all-forms-and-tap-into-our-every-need" title="Click here to read more about "Vampires Simultaneously Occur In All Forms And Tap Into Our Every Need"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Women Play Mostly Supporting Role Within Male-Dominated Vampire "Trend"]]></title>
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				Today's <em>New York Times</em> has a "Thursday Styles" section <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/02/fashion/02VAMPIRES.html">story</a> about a "trend with teeth": Vampires.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5306303/women-play-mostly-supporting-role-within-male+dominated-vampire-trend" title="Click here to read more about Women Play Mostly Supporting Role Within Male-Dominated Vampire "Trend"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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