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			<title><![CDATA[Carlashes: Eye Lashes For Your Car]]></title>
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				I'm not really down with the whole "they make my car look cute and girlie!" sales angle of Carlashes, but put them on a kindergarten school bus or daycare van and it's A++, would do business again. [<a href="http://www.carlashes.com/index.html">Carlashes</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5624777/carlashes-eye-lashes-for-your-car" title="Click here to read more about Carlashes: Eye Lashes For Your Car">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 29 Aug 2010 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				A reader tipped us to the story of Miss Panama contestant <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GIOSUE COZZARELLI" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GIOSUE COZZARELLI" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/giosue-cozzarelli/">Giosue Cozzarelli</a>, who, like the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BEAUTY QUEENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BEAUTY QUEENS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/beauty-queens/">beauty queens</a> representing the US Americans, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SUCH AS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SUCH AS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/such-as/">such as</a>, had an...interesting answer when she attempted to explain a Confucius saying.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5246860/such-as-is-a-global-phenomenon" title="Click here to read more about "Such As" Is A Global Phenomenon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 May 2009 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Miss California Stars In Anti-Gay Marriage Ad]]></title>
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				Well, some people are <em>psyched</em> that Miss California USA Carrie Prejean is against same-sex marriage. Who? The people behind he <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR MARRIAGE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR MARRIAGE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/national-organization-for-marriage/">National Organization for Marriage</a>. They've put her in their brand-spanking new ad:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5234360/miss-california-stars-in-anti+gay-marriage-ad" title="Click here to read more about Miss California Stars In Anti-Gay Marriage Ad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Miss California <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CARRIE PREJEAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CARRIE PREJEAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/carrie-prejean/">Carrie Prejean</a> made headlines for <a href="http://jezebel.com/5219664/miss-california-doesnt-believe-in-gay-marriage-no-offense">expressing her views on gay marriage</a>. In this clip, from the <a href="http://www.missuniverse.com/missusa/videos/view/201">Miss USA website</a>, she talks shit on another pageant contestant with her friend, Miss Hawaii.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5220171/miss-california-gossips-about-fellow-pageant-contestant" title="Click here to read more about Miss California Gossips About Fellow Pageant Contestant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Miss California Doesn't &quot;Believe&quot; In Gay Marriage (&quot;No Offense&quot;)]]></title>
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				Last night's Miss USA pageant: judge Perez Hilton poses a question to Miss California, Carrie Prejean, about gay marriage. Prejean responds, "We live in a land where we can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5219664/miss-california-doesnt-believe-in-gay-marriage-no-offense" title="Click here to read more about Miss California Doesn't &quot;Believe&quot; In Gay Marriage (&quot;No Offense&quot;)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Miss USA pageant has always been the basic cable version of the iconic Miss America pageant, but after the "make under" that the latter received this year, the trash and flash of Miss USA is so totally welcome. Case in point: The pageant just started and there are so many sequins all over the place. Let's get ready for two hours of camp.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/379053/miss-usa-2008-aka-americas-next-top-shanna-moakler" title="Click here to read more about Miss USA 2008 AKA America's Next Top Shanna Moakler">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA['Miss USA' Marketers: Watch This Pageant Cuz Pretty Chicks Are Idiots!]]></title>
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				It's taken us a while to get around to this, but the new commercial for the Miss USA pageant &mdash; airing on NBC on April 11 &mdash; is sort of a mindfuck. Instead of sweeping previous embarrassing moments under the rug, NBC is embracing them and encouraging TV watchers to tune in because they might just see a beautiful woman slip and fall on her ass, or babble on about "the Iraq." Such as. Sure, they use the tagline, "Anything can happen &mdash; because it's live", but really, they're gleefully humiliating and mocking the girls who participate as well as their own damn programming. Correct me if I'm wrong. Clip above. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/375644/miss-usa-marketers-watch-this-pageant-cuz-pretty-chicks-are-idiots" title="Click here to read more about 'Miss USA' Marketers: Watch This Pageant Cuz Pretty Chicks Are Idiots!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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