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The Hotel du Petit Moulin in Paris' Marais neighborhood (the neighborhood of choice of the gays and the Jews!) has been designed by no other than Patsy and Edina's favorite designer, Monsieur Christian Lacroix. The look is one of "rowdy extravagance" that might be "too theatrical for some" and is "[n]ot for lovers of clean lines and low-key taupe," Patsy and Eddy would be proud, surely, but this leads us to wonder: Is the status hotel the new status meal, which was the new status bag?! We can't keep up with all this expensive shit. [Telegraph] More »
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Not content with simply swinging around your status bag and walking in your status shoes and and flashing your status bling? Now you can barf up your status meal! Yes for the true blue fashionista comes a culinary experience that lets your innards and your friends know that if you have to ask you can't afford it. Dolce & Gabbana (left), Bulgari, Cavalli, Gucci, Trussardi, and Armani have all opened eateries in Milan recently. Meaning, invariably, that advertisers will be taking editors there and vice versa for one big bad masturbatory binge during Milan Fashion Week, which starts today. But what, uh, does the food behind the brand actually taste like? Eh, apparently nothing much. What you need to know, after the jump. More »
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