First of all, Stacey Dash is 47!!?!?!??!?! How old does that make me? 380? Am I a ghost? Second of all, she has a new boyfriend and his name is Michael and he is 25.
Michael, 25, is an aspiring model and actor who previously dating Mob Wives: Chicago star Nora Schweihs.
"Michael is the Ashton Kutcher of West Hollywood – he's already datedNora Schweihs from Mob Wives and she was a LOT older than him!" a friend of his told Daily Mail. "But he really likesStacey and he's taken her hiking and to the Sunset Tower Hotel and she's taking him with her to New York next month."
Stacey is the mother of two children – Austin, 24, and Lola, 11, from two different marriages.
"The Ashton Kutcher of West Hollywood." [JustJared]
Ugh, Jason Biggs said a bunch of mean shit about Tara Reid's body. He is the Jean-Ralphio-motherfuckin'-WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRSSST.
"Lindsay Lohan stays," he said (via Us Weekly). "She's got nice boobs. She really does. Lindsay's got nice boobs. Tara's body, I don't know what's going on with it. I don't think she ever knows what's going on with it."
"Lindsay doesn't know what's going on with Tara's body either," Jason added. "No one knows what's going on with Tara's body."
Tara responded via Twitter by saying, "@JasonBiggs it's really sad I just landed in LA and the first thing I read about you that you are calling me a hot mess. I've supported u!"
Jason later apologized to her by tweeting, ""@TaraReid I love u Tara, it was a joke! Didnt mean to offend, Totally kidding around! it was a game! Xoxoxo."
Go sniff a butt, buttsniffer. [JustJared]
WWE wrestling icon Pat Patterson, 73, came out as gay.
"Sitting here tonight, I'm gonna say something that I would never want to say, publicly," Patterson says in the clip provided by WWE. "For once in my life, I'm gonna be me now," he continues, tearing up. "I survived all this, being gay."
Sobbing and wiping his face with a napkin, he adds: "I lived with that for 50-something years. I had a friend with me for 40 years and I lost him because he had a heart attack… It's tough guys, it was tough.
Patterson's friends expressed their support for their longtime buddy, saying, "We love you, Pat."
That is amazing. <3 [Us]
- LORDY. Look at Jane Fonda's $19.5 million New Mexico ranch palace! [E!]
- Classy headline, E! "Nicole Kidman's Boobs Are Wearing a Lovely Nude Dress." [E!]
- Diane Kruger is going to design a bag. [E!]
- "I'm real happy," says Olivia Munn's new boyfriend, Aaron Rodgers. [Us]
- Courteney Cox and David Arquette went shopping together. [E!]
- Miley Cyrus went swimming in a bathing suit. [Us]
- So did the guy from Chuck. [JustJared]
- Something about Lauren Conrad and hair. [People]
- Jade Jagger had a baby. [ContactMusic]
- Please have a beautiful and serene weekend.
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