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			<title><![CDATA[Heidi Montag Cashes In]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Holy shit! It finally happened: Someone <a href="http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/360576_model25.html">literally got stabby</a> while watching Tyra Banks! A woman in Seattle had some friends over her house to drink beer and watch <em>America's Next Top Model</em>. One of her guests was talking too loudly, and after several attempts to shut the woman up, the host tried to kick her out of her apartment. The argument turned physical, replete with clumps of hair (we're secretly hoping it was a weave) being pulled out of scalps, until the host grabbed a paring knife from the kitchen and repeatedly stabbed the woman in the chest and neck. The victim is, thankfully, alive, and her attacker, as of last evening, is still at large. [<a href="http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/360576_model25.html">Seattle PI</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/384093/you-wanna-be-on-top" title="Click here to read more about You Wanna Be On Top">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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First a 45-year old Englishwoman stabbed...]]></title>
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				First a 45-year old Englishwoman stabbed her boyfriend with a fork when he ate the pork chops she'd made for herself for dinner. (She screamed "Eat my pork, feel my fork!" and <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/pork-chop/">went at him</a>.) But now a fork-stabbing has happened again, right here in the good ol' U.S. of A.!  Kelly Campbell-Baumgartner of Plymouth, Michigan <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/01/ap/strange/main3442244.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_3442244">stabbed her husband with a fork</a> during a fight in a restaurant. Her hubby denied he was stabbed and refused to press charges, which makes us think he must have deserved it. But what is up with women stabbing their men?  With forks? Because it's worse than <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/shitty-meal/-317939.php">putting dog shit</a> in your cheating hubby's curry, don't you think?  [<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/01/ap/strange/main3442244.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_3442244">CBS News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/318194/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer]]></dc:creator>
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