<![CDATA[Jezebel: Splashnews]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Splashnews]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/splashnews http://jezebel.com/tag/splashnews <![CDATA[Shamelessly Indulge Your Lust For A Foreign-Accent Hookup]]> ILoveYourAccent.com, "a Web site aimed at connecting people with differing accents from opposite sides of the Atlantic," has already attracted 1,500 profiles from people seeking both romance and cross-pond friendship. The site plans to add voice clips soon. [UPI] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5502206&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Prince William Pitches A Tent • Larry King Rocks Out]]> Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Mel B., Sheryl Crow, Ozzie Osbourne, Janice Dickinson, Kate Moss, Sienna Miller, Prince William, Keith Richards, Lily Allen, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Larry King "rocking out" with Motley Crue! All those — and others — in a gallery beginning below. (Click on the post headline, then a picture to begin the gallery view.) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018748&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Dear Daily Mail, sod off. The British newspaper...]]> Dear Daily Mail, sod off. The British newspaper is taking a particularly perverse and offensive joy in pointing out Kim Cattrall's cellulite. She's looking dead sexy to us, especially at age 51. Samantha Jones would definitely be giving all of you the finger right about now. [Daily Mail] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=342927&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Steve-O was caught smoking weed out of a Dr. Pepper can at last night's roast of KISS's Gene Simmons. There were too many D-list names in that sentence. • Race car driver Helio Castroneves and dancer Julianne Hough won Dancing with the Stars. Sad! I was totally rooting for Scary Spice! • Us has a couples who collaborate slide show which includes Brangelina, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey? [dlisted, TMZ, Us] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=327443&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[BCBG: For Girls Who Like Their Dresses "Blonde"]]> BCBG is a $1 billion mall chain that sells almost nothing more expensive than $500 started by a man who openly claims American women are more fashionable than French ones even as it insists on observing wholly un-American return policies, so why its second-ever runway show was such a Colossal Event mystified me somewhat. One woman brazenly cut in front of me in line — and it was the standing room only line — though maybe she was just doing it to get away from the other lady who was wearing the exact-same ruffly cream eyelit sack-dress that fashion is supposed to be paradigm shifting away from right now. Well, guess what, girly-girls? At least from the nosebleed section, the paradigm shift appeared to = adding a brown leather belt to the same white shift and calling it "tailored." More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=296736&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[An Alternative To Bratz? Jesus Christ!]]> We all sort of agree that Bratz dolls are a wee bit skanky. Guess what? There's an antidote to the fishnet-wearin', pouty-puckered little wenches, thank the Lord. No, really. Thank Him! Because instead of playing with mini-skirted, ethnically ambiguous baby bimbos, kids can play with a chick who got pregnant but swears she never had sex. Her name's Mary! CNN reports that Wal-Mart is testing bible action figures. Because some of the toys they make today? Holy crap!
'If you're very religious, it's a battle for your children's minds and what they're playing with and pretending. There are remakes out there of Satan and evil things.'
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=279931&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Fuck Her.]]> More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=278109&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Britney Spears Has Totally Kicked All Her Bad Habits Except The Ones Involving Tent Dresses, Tanning Salons, Insufficient Underwear, That Fucking Hat...]]> Brit, at her slightly ghetto-seeming Brentwood tanicurist again yesterday. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=253386&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Snap Judgment: Bonnet Not Doing Any Favors For Usually-Adorable Violet Affleck]]> (Pacific Palisades, California; April 13, 2007) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=252282&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Snap Judgment: Claudia Schiffer Tries To Resurrect Acting Career By Impersonating Gwyneth Paltrow]]> (London, April 13, 2007) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=252212&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Snap Judgment: Ashlee Simpson's Bad Posture]]> (Runway Nightclub, New York, April 12, 2007) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=252053&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: 'This' Could Be Cuter]]> (Brentwood, April 10, 2007) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=251296&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Jennifer & Violet... What Could Be Cuter?]]> (Brentwood, April 10, 2007) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=251295&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Jessica Biel]]> (Brentwood, Calif; April 9, 2007) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=251051&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Mariska Hargitay & Peter Hermann]]> New York, April 9, 2007 More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250941&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Liveblogging "Letterman": All-Mulatto Edition!]]> Tonight we'll be live-blogging the appearance of Barack Obama and Halle Berry on The Late Show with David Letterman. Why? Because, like Barack and Halle, we're also half-breeds with divorced parents! (Well, actually, Moe is blonde and has parents who still love one another. Aww!). We're also secretly hoping for a Halle Berry/Michelle Obama smackdown, seeing as Halle arrived at the Late Show studios earlier today wearing a full-on fuck-me outfit of black stilettos and leather pants (see photo above). Will Barack be able to resist? Will Halle bring up the suicide attempt she claims is old news but reportedly keeps rehashing anyway? Check back in later to find out; the festivities begin at 11:35pm EST. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250903&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Julia Roberts & Child]]> Julia Roberts arriving at the Texas set of her film Fireflies In The Garden today. You can almost see the pregnant belly. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250847&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Keira Knightley Brings Sexy Back]]> Dear Keira, More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250798&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Marc Jacobs & Amanda de Cadenet]]> Talk about retail therapy. 25 days after news broke that he'd entered a substance-abuse program, fashion designer Marc Jacobs was seen strolling into West Hollywood's Fred Segal store with professional rock star-muse (and possibly pregnant) Amanda de Cadenet. And it looks like Marc scored himself some stylish parting-gifts during his get-sober stint: A killer tan and a tote bearing the name and logo of Arizona's Sierra Tucson treatment center. Could Sierra Tucson bookbags be the start of a new trend? Copycat fashionistas and Marc obsessives, you can get your own such tote here for the very un-Marc price of $9.95. Glad we can be of help. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250609&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Kate Bosworth]]> Boston, April 5, 2007 More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250209&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Hate The Parents: Coco Cox Arquette]]> We don't really "hate" Courteney Cox and David Arquette. We're just mildly annoyed by them (bad acting on Dirt on her part; awful, look-at-me outfits on his). But we kinda love their daughter Coco. There's that top-knot, for starters. The kind-of-age-inappropriate aqua sunglasses. (What is she, three? Four?). The adorable Mary Janes-with-socks action. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250122&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Cate Blanchett]]> Take a look at this picture of Cate Blanchett taken in L.A. earlier today. The bitch has just stepped off a transcontinental flight from Australia loaded down with two young kids and still, she looks amazing. Granted, the three were probably luxuriating in Qantas Airways' first-class section, but did we mention it's a fourteen-hour flight? Gotta love it. Gotta love the sandals, too. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250098&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Hilary Swank Reaps What She Sows]]> (New York, April 4, 2007) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250062&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Photo Dump: Nicole Kidman's Grey Hair]]> Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban showed up at a sporting event last night in their adopted hometown of Nashville, with Nicole sporting some serious greys. We find it surprising that a woman known for being totally obsessed with Botox her appearance would appear in public like this. Could this be a sign of a new, more-relaxed Nicole? Is Nashville the new yoga? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=249762&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Mother of the year.]]> There are many things that we confess we don't really understand. We'd like to think we knew what the theory of relativity was all about, we nod sagely when someone mentions Occam's Razor and then run off to look up what it means on Wikipedia, and we really don't get why anyone cares about Mischa Barton. More »
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